A rivalry between an "arrogant git" and a "spoiled brat" takes a turn in their fifth year.
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"Potter, ready to lose?"
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"Only in your dreams, Diggory"
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"If you are in them, I'd classify them as nightmares"
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james potter x fem oc
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"You know it's not looking like a slight change" I said running my hands through my hair in the mirror. "It might not be that bad." I heard Diana's voice echo through the room. "Yeah it could be an improvement." Regulus sounded soon after.
I got up from my seat in front the vanity in the common area between our rooms and made my way to Diana's door. Regulus or Cordy, I should say, dramatically flung himself into the frame and screeched "She's undressing!" And turned his nose up at me with his eyes still closed.
"It's nothing I haven't seen before mate"
Regulus looked very unpressed and crossed his arms, "You aren't getting through until she's ready." Maybe just being in Diana's body makes people more dramatic.
Regulus opened his eyes and blinked. He blinked again and again before finally rubbing them. I take it back the dramatic flair comes from Sirius.
"Wow."
"Gee thanks. NOW CAN I SEE MY WIFE"
Regulus then smirked before saying, "Sorry mate but she's not into blondes. Not since 3rd year." Diana then strutted out of her bathroom tying the back of her dress. She had her head bowed looking at her feet as she did so, "Reggie what are you talking ab-"
Diana stopped as she turned her head up and her jaw dropped, her posture relaxing slightly. "Um." She uttered. "Did you drink the right vile?" She asked the question almost as a whisper, as if asking quietly would impact whether or not I liked myself.
"Yes."
Regulus looked between us, his position in the doorway firm. "Don't do a French accent that's my thing." He said and smiled. "Oi! Well at least I still have a p-"
"WOAH WOAH WOAH." My wife screamed, note to self she can also say that while mad at me not just in bed.
"I was going to say personality." I finished with a small smile. I saw Diana's face go from anger to a gentle smile as my sentence washed away her position as a middle man. Regulus turned around and went back into the bathroom, slamming the door.
"AHHHH" We heard Regulus rage scream.
He opened the door and came back out doing some deep breathing, picking up his dress and dropping it as he stood behind Diana.
"You are so blimey lucky I love her." Reggie said putting his arm over her. It was strange watching him as now it looked as though Diana had a twin. His arm over her shoulders look more like a reach than it would've normally been for his height and then when he turned to kiss her cheek he had forgotten he was caked in make up and awkwardly stopped right before he made contact.
