Chasers & Beaters

•bed & breakfast•

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j.potter's POV
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*knock*

What the bloody hell?

*knock*

fuck.

*knock*

"Diana you need to wake up, James is missing!" I heard Sirius say through the door. No I'm not I'm currently in Diana's bed with her in my arms, both of us completely naked.

"Ugh fine, ignore me while you sleep, but when we find prongs murdered one day I'm blaming you." I heard Sirius said before stomping off. Then as I tried to fall back asleep I heard, "RANGER GET YOUR ASS UP, WORMTAIL AND MOONEY ARE ALSO HERE AND HAVENT SEEN PRONGS. GET THE SEARCH PARTY READY!"

*BANG BANG BANG*

"How are you still sleeping peacefully?" I asked Diana who still laid in my arms, completely passed out. I bent down slightly and kissed her forehead before getting out of her bed. I put on my boxers, sweatpants I left over here and a shirt.

I apparated outside her door to see Sirius try to fit Peter in rat form under Diana's door and Remus looking disappointed. "Good Morning?" I said with my voice still groggy.

"You bitch." Remus said and Peter transformed back with his mouth open, "PRONGSY." Sirius yelled and tackled me. "How the fuck is Diana still asleep?" Peter asked. "That girl is the heaviest sleeper I've ever met, and thank Merlin for that for her sake. In a few weeks she has to help with- what's Amos naming his boy?" Remus said.

"I think it was Cedric." Sirius said, still on top of me. "Why we're all of you freaking out?" I asked him. "We saw you at the party, then Diana tells us she's not feeling well so she goes home alone, Amos said ok and then as the three of us were going to Ted for the bar you go missing." Sirius said.

"Where did you go, prongs?" Peter asked and lightbulb practically appeared over Remus' head. He crossed his arms, "Yeah Prongs, where we're you?" Remus said smirking. "Don't fucking tell me you went home because your father told us you stayed at your girlfriend's." Sirius yelled at me and pointing a finger.

"Can you all just shut the fuck up?" Amos said coming out of his room. "Evanna is trying to sleep- oh hello James- so can you just keep it down." Amos said and then went back to his room. "You aren't worried about your sister sleeping?" I asked. "She could sleep through a mandrake root lesson. Now shut the fuck up." Amos said before closing his door.

"I went to-"

"Good morning boys." Diana said, thanks for saving my ass babe. "Why the bloody hell are you all crowded outside my door?" I looked at her. Like really looked at her as she spoke. She had her white comforter around her, carefully tucked in places where you can't see the after math of last night.

The bruises on her hips.

The scratch marks on her upper shoulders.

The hickeys simply placed all over her body.

And if the comforter slipped then you'd see a "J" etched into her left collar bone.

"Diana are you feeling any better?" Remus asked placing one of his hands on her forehead, "Oh shit yeah, Ranger are you okay?" Sirius said and then moved to stand infront of me to hold her hand. I shouldn't be jealous, I really shouldn't. I mean they both shag her and- no stop being insecure your James fucking Potter.

"Yeah I'm feeling much better, how was the rest of the wedding?" She asked and then readjusted her blanket and fuck. She's still completely naked under that. Holy shit. Thank you merlin for this glorious morning.

"Shit." Peter said and sunk down in an arm chart at the end of the hallway. "Wormtail I need you to elaborate right now." Diana said and sat in front of him on the floor, looking up at his unimpressed. The blanket moved to show her left shoulder and with that a few marks.

I moved swiftly moved next to her and fixed the blanket. Making it seem as though I just gripped her shoulders. I am possibly too proud of myself but that's a topic for later. "Yes Wormtail spill the beans." I said and Ranger laughed. "Oh merlin." Remus said and slumped next to Peter.

"Everyone got fucking lucky except us three." Peter spoke. You are so wrong on so many fucking levels Wormtail. The things I did last night- "Sirius and Remus fucking left early after drinks, Arthur and Molly are currently honeymooning in Italy so I can only imagine their night and then Evanna and Amos obviously expressed their breeding kinks." Peter said.

"By the end of the night it was me, Ted and baby nymph talking about how her first word was fuck." Peter said, Fuck I forgot about that, well fuck I need to stop saying that. "It couldn't of been that bad." Diana said and then bit her lips trying to suppress a laugh as if we didn't do the things we did last night.

"Have you ever seen a man completely break down because they were scared of their wife finding out that their daughter's first word was fuck?" Peter asked and she bursted out laughing. "I can guarantee that we are going to a funeral today." Peter said getting up with Sirius walking behind them.

"Here lie Theodore Tonks, loving husband and father. Died from wife maiming him." Sirius said and Peter waved his hands dramatically. "Ok so Sirius and I are going to get us breakfast, we'll be back in an hour or so." Peter said before apparating them.

"So." Remus said and then sat in front of Diana and I. "So?" Diana followed up. "So tell me how long the two of you have been shagging?" Remus said pointing between Diana and I. "We have not been shagging. There's nothing between." I said and then Remus moved closer to Diana.

"Ok then Ranger, I'm going to touch you and if James doesn't have a reaction we can pretend that I never asked." Remus said. If you touch her in any way other then platonic I will castrate you. "Ok." Diana said with small hesitance in her voice.

Remus placed his hand on her knee then moved her blanket out of the way so her leg was completely out in the seated crisscross position she was in. His hand slowly moved to her lower thigh. Then her mid thigh and I sat up slightly.

Then her upper thigh and then her v-line. He got to her hip bone  her glided his fingers around it. And then he inched for her lower stomach which was covered by her blanket.

"That's fucking enough." I said gripping his hand right before he made contact with her anything remotely close her stomach or hips. Remus smiled and looked at Diana who didn't appear uncomfortable at his touch and she said, "Quidditch game brawl." Remus then popped his neck and she said, "Touch me like that again to prove a point and I'll make you feel worst then every full moon you've every gone through, Lupin."