Hetalia Randomness [Crack]

Southern

Dear Lord guys, I've been living in Alabama for nearly five years now. I'm from Michigan. And sometimes I just can't help but make fun of the stupidly redneck kids that go to my school.

Stupidly redneck.

Like, you can't even fathom.

This is just another conversation me and a friend had. Lol enjoy. And I swears I'm not hatin' on America, he's just the perfect victim for this.

America: I caught me a fish about this long, *exaggerates length with hands* and this wide! *exaggerates with hands again* With meh bare hands.

Then I tied it up on the hood of my camouflage pick-up truck.

England: ..You don't say.

America: Yup. I was camouflaged too.

England: Camouflaged.. how?

America: I was wearin' me a blue shirt and some blue pants. It didn't even see me comin'!

England: Why do I even bother with a git like you?

Krystle: Damn, I'm ready to just move to Canada.

Canada: Eh?