Hetalia Randomness [Crack]

Stove/Oven Intervention: 2p! Style

Krystle: *shuffles out of bed room and into the living room right after waking up* *notices a bunch of people in the house (trailer)* What the--?

2p!Italy: We're-a here for-a a good reason, Krystle.

Krystle: D: Whatever I did, I'm potentially sorry guys! And I may or may not do it again!

2p!America: You're not in trouble, dollface.

Krystle: Thank Arceus...

2p!Canada: We love you Krystle.

Krystle: You, wait--what??? ._. Guys, we honestly just met... And I'm, like, totally under age and deranged killers are way too mainstream.

2p!Canada: Shut up, I wasn't finished--

2p!England: Don't be rude to the poppet~!

Krystle: Yeah, don't beh rude to deh poppet :/ *manages a dorky poker face*

2p!Canada:

Krystle:

2p!Canada: For the love of maple, it's an intervention!

Krystle: .... why? Is it because of my lack of wearing a bra most of the time, because if it is, I only did that once out in public and I was wearing a really baggy sweatshirt, so no one could of noticed. :T

2p!Canada: *smacks forehead exasperated*

2p!America: *snickers* Are you wearing one now?

Krystle: *crosses arms* Well, my boobs ain't magically holding themselves up, now are they?

2p!England: *blushing madly* T-that isn't a-appropriate to talk about! >\\\\\<

2p!Italy: Just-a sit down! >:U

Krystle: ;o; Gah, fine. Meanie... *sits between 2p!Canada and 2p!France* So, if this isn't about my lack of wearing a bra... than what is it about?

2p!Italy: It's about.... the stove. :|

Krystle: The ...stove?

2p!Romano: Well, that's what-a he said! *flips hair all sassily*

Krystle: What about it..?

2p!Canada: We know what you keep in the damn thing.

2p!England: Swear jar~ *pulls out jar from nowhere*

Krystle: *takes swear jar and shoves it down my shirt and acts like nothing happened* Uhh... there's nothing in it...? Except for those little oven racks. *randomly looks over at 2p!France* Man, you're depressing.

2p!France: *Sighs*

2p!England: Mah swear jar... ;o;

2p!Italy: Oh yeah? then explain-a this! *marches over to the kitchen and yanks the stove open*

Krystle: *follows him like everyone else* *poker face* I honestly can't. *sees a giant expanse of wilderness inside the stove*

Centuar!America: *gallops into view* *sees us* For Narnia!! *makes weird goat-mating calls*

Krystle:

2p!Countries:

Krystle:

2p!Countries:

Centuar!America: :p

Krystle: *shuffles back to room* I'm taking a nap.

2p!England: Mah swear jar... (~;o;)~