Hetalia Randomness [Crack]

I Did This To Myself!! D:

Krystle: Whhyyy??!!! WHAT A WOOORRRLLDD!!!

BTT: What are you screeching about?! D:

Krystle: I've done something unintentionally to myself! D':

France: Sacreblu! You're pregnant!!

Krystle: What?? No!!

Prussia: Who is it zhen??

Krystle: Who what now?

Prussia: The one you laid! Who's zhe baby daddy??

Krystle: Guyys..

Spain: Don't worry chica, we'll take care of you ^-^

Krystle: Guys, I ain't pregers!! :U

France: Zhen what's zhe problem, mon cherie.

Krystle: I started to ship a couple I thought I never would.

Prussia: CanadaX2p!Canada?

Krystle: No, that one's fricken adorbes.

Prussia: :/

Krystle: Don't worry broha, I ship PruCan too. That one is also adorbes.

No, I started to ship. . .

~right on que from the perfect timing of my psycic mind 2p!America comes in dragging America up against the wall and snogging him half to death~

Yup.. it happened. It's all my fault I started to ship that.

Spain: What caused this? Õ-ô

Krystle: Grammar lessons with Berkleigh. . .

BTT: ...

Krystle: Long story, okay? Get off meh ass, don't judge meh!! >:U