Hetalia Randomness [Crack]

I'm Sorry, My Son

Krystle: Sorry this happened. . .

France: *pretty much bandaged head to toe in a hospital bed, his arms and legs elevated* It was an accident

Krystle: You're to good for meh ;o;

England: How did this even happen??

Krystle: Dropped my kindle at school during break ._.

England: You've dropped it so many times, why break now?

Krystle: Well, yeah, but never flat faced down on concrete. . . And only my screen's busted, it still works.

England: And France is tied into this. . how?

Krystle: He did evolve from my kindle

France: Seriously, Anglettere, get wizh it.

Krystle: Seriously .___.

England: Well sORRY

Yeah, so that happened. My dad offered to get me a new kindle for Christmas/my birthday which is a HUGE surprise!! CAN'T WAIT!!

England: Does this mean you're replacing him?

Krystle&France: *horrified screech*

Krystle: Non! No one can replace meh SON D:

~obnoxious sobbing and clutching ensues from the admin and her unlikely son~

England: Pull it together, m8