Hetalia Randomness [Crack]

Shhh, You'll Scare Them D:

Krystle: *hiding behind obviously out of place bushes in the dead center of my living room* *peeks head out every once in a while to look around*

Prussia: *comes in exuberating awesomeness at a dangerous rate* Hallo Krystle :D

Krystle: *hiding in bushes and doesn't move*

Prussia: D: Are you ignoring Zhe Awesome Prussia?!! Cuz gurl, *does sassy finger snap* zhat just von't do.

Krystle: *makes exasperated whale/cow hybred noise* *yanks Prussia in the bushes* Shhh, you'll scare them D:

Prussia: Scare vhat? :/

Krystle: *whispers* The silent readers ·-·

Prussia: *whisper yells* Silent readers?! Vhere?

Krystle: *shines flash light in a dark corner*

*several people hiss and scurry away to other dark corners*

Prussia: . . .

Comment or somezhing, guys! *stands up and waves a random stick at the scurrying silents*

Krystle: Omg, Prussia! Don't scare them away!! ;O;