Hetalia Randomness [Crack]

Sweet Mother Teresa On The Hood Of A Mercedes-Benz

Krystle: Son ofa BITCH!!

America: You stub your toe?

England: Where. . where the bloody hell have you been??

Krystle: Dicking around on the intergoogles. Doing my best to finish watching Soul Eater before I have to go back to Alabama this coming Saturday. Fighting off art/writer's block with rebellion and a lazy attitude. The usual.

England: Then what was with the out burst?

Krystle: Oh, cuz when I came back after lazing about, I find that I have 900 fucking reads.

America: Congrats! :D

England: You mean people actually read this. . ?

Krystle: It appears so ewe

Prussia: *comes barging in all glorious like driving a Mercedes-Benz through my bedroom door* Don't you dare doubt zhe frau's talent! >:U Fight me England, fight me

Krystle: Aww, thanks bruh :'3

America: Dude, are you declaring war on England. . ?

Prussia: Ja B(

England: I hate to remind you, but your country's dissolved, you git :/

Prussia: Kesesesese~ I have flesh und blood to do my bidding! GERMANY!!

Germany: *shouts from a distance* I DISOWNED YOU

Prussia: D':

Krystle: I almost feel bad, but you fucked up my door. . .

But you did stick up for me, so I'll offer you pity and comfort.

Prussia: :'D

Krystle: Come on bro, let's go look up some PruCan fanart. That shit always makes me feel better. *pushes Prussia from the driver's seat and into the passenger seat* *hops in driver's seat and revs up the car*

Prussia: You don't have your permit, frau. .

England: Hold on a moment. . You're sixteen and you don't have your driver's permit yet. . ?

Krystle: Piss off! I'm lazy >-> *crashes car through a wall and drives off all gnarly like into the sunset*

America: . . . At least she hit 900 reads, dude. . .

England: It's 2 in the afternoon! How is she driving off into the sunset?!! >:U

America: There's a sunset happening somewhere, right now, in this huge orb of land and water we call home. . .

England: That was surprisingly poetic. . .

France: *sobbing grossly in my closet* He's growing up T3T