Hetalia Randomness [Crack]

Christmas is Life Guys

Krystle: Oh dear Lerd, Easter is almost--

Finland: CHRISTMAAAAAASS!! MERRY FLUFFIN' CHRISTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!!!! >:U

Krystle: Finland, Christmas already--

Finland: *Satanicly deep screech* CHRISTMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-- >:U

Krystle: Okay! Dear Arceus, just stop it!

~background suddenly changes to Christmas dinner~

Krystle: *sitting around table with the Nordic 5 wearing a Santa hat* What the fu--?

Sweden: Pass the gravy.

Krystle: Oh, uh, sure... *passes gravy* *looks over at Norway on my other side* Merry Christmas, bro.

Norway: Christmas already passed.

Iceland: Don't tell Finland that.

Finland: *blissfully happy* *gets up from table after awhile* Well, I guess I should make my rounds!

Krystle: Wait, Fin, I don't think you should--

Finland: *strained cheerfulness* I'm. Making. My. Rounds.

Krystle: OAO Ohmergerd, fine.

Krystle and Nordics, except Finland: *watches him ride off into the sky at night*

Krystle: So... we're just gonna let this happen..?

Sweden: Ja, pretty much.

Denmark: I say we get drunk! :D

Norway: *chokes the Dane with his tie*

Denmark: aioshxowfgqkuryfus D:

~In New York the following morning~

America: Woah, presents! And it's not even July yet!

Finland: *riding in sleigh with reindeer* Merry motherfluffin' Christmas, bietch!