Hetalia Randomness [Crack]

Brits With Hats 2

Arthur: Oliver! What on earth was all that?

Oliver: I'm not sure what you're referring to, poppet.

Arthur: You sunk an entire cruise ship, Oliver! :U

Oliver: Are you sure that was me? I-I would think I'd remember something like that.

Arthur: Oliver, I watched you fire a harpoon into the captain's face!

Oliver: That sounds dangerous.

Arthur: You were headbutting children off the ship!

Oliver: That, uh. . . that must've been horrifying to watch!

Arthur: Then you started making out with the ice sculptures!

Oliver: Well, thank God that the children weren't on board to see it.

Arthur: Uhh. . Oliver why is the lifeboat all red and sticky?

Oliver: Well I guess you could say it is red and sticky.

Arthur: Oolliver, what are we standing in? D:

Oliver: Would you believe it's strawberry milkshake?

Arthur: No! I would not believe that! D:

Oliver: Uhh, melted gumdrops?

Arthur: No. -_-

Oliver: Boat nectar?

Arthur: No. #-_-

Oliver: Some of God's tears?

Arthur: Tell me the truth, Oliver. >:U

Oliver: Fine, poppet.

It's the lovely elderly couple from 2B.

Arthur: Ooolliverrr!

Oliver: Well they were, uh, they were taking all the croissant rolls.

Arthur: I can't believe what I'm hearing!

Oliver: I will not apologize for art.

Arthur: Where are the other lifeboats?

Oliver: Whoa! You won the prize, I didn't even notice that.

Arthur: Where are the other lifeboats, Oliver?

Oliver: Looking at the trajectory of the moon and the sun, probably at the bottom of the ocean.

I bit lots of holes in them.

Arthur: Oliver! D:

Oliver: I have a problem. I have a serious problem.

Arthur: You are just, . . . terrible today!

Oliver: Shhh! D'you hear that? That's the sound of forgiveness.

Arthur: That's the sound of people drowning, Oliver. D:

Oliver: That is what forgiveness sounds like, poppet. Screaming and then silence.