Hetalia Randomness [Crack]

Scones

I just realized a while ago that 2p!Romano's name is Flavio, not Fabio.

I'm such a fail .-.
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England: I'ma make meh some scones! *dorky James Bond-gangsta face inserted here*

America: Dude, your cooking is lame. . .

England: Shut it, wanker! (｀ロ';)

~one hazardous batch of scones later~

England: Look America, I made scones! In your stupid face!!

America: What? That just looks like charcoal to me. . .

England: How dare you! They are scones made from a recipe passed down from my mummsie!

America: Are you sure? Because I bet if we just shoved that up your ass, you'd shit out a diamond.

Charcoal-Scones: D':

England: Now look what you did, you hurt their feelings! *ushering them away* Come on darlings, this is not the sort of thing I want you exposed to. What nerve!

~England and his scones march out of the house and slam the door~

America: .___. . . . All. . right then. . .

Wait, dude, this is your house! D: