Hetalia Randomness [Crack]

Crack In Cahoots (Halloween Special Made in September And Posted Late)

Right, so me and DreamCrush decided (well, I came up with the brilliant plan cuz I'm just that FrUKing smarticle particle of a whiz champ) that we should collaborate together on a crack chapter. Pretty much just cuz she was able to come over. So we'll do a line or whatever back and forth and we'll have it labelled as who wrote what shit.

WARNING: You're going to seriously fuck up your childhood when you read this. No, I'm dead serious. We did a rule that we couldn't say no to anything as we wrote it. So, you've been warned.

Dead serious.

Dead.

Serious.

So enjoy this catastrophe =^~^=

MajesticKat (Krystle) -- K
DreamCrush (Berkleigh) -- B

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«B» *On a dark stormy night*

«K» *Uh.. shit happened. You know, involving the countries... and Prussia's Mercedes-Benz that was mentioned in a few chapters prior.

*And.. uh, there was the Awesome Trio, Sealand, and England. Naturally, since it was Prussia's car, he was the driver with the rest of the Awesome Trio and England in the back cuz Sealand is a little shit who managed to call out and obtain shotgun.

*So, these jackwagons were off on this horribly scary night to solve mysteries and shit cuz I just now decided they're an off brand Mystery Gang with a way more updated Mystery Machine.

*Pretty much, they're just out to ruin our childhoods*

«B» Prussia: *falling asleep while driving cuz he's awesome*

«K» England: *shrieks like -not- a man when the car nearly swerves into a trashcan housed by Oscar the Grouch* Watch it you Potato Wanker (*｀Д')ノ！！！

«B» Prussia: Shut up voman und let me drive!

England: I'm not yo "voman" *coughs and clears throat* I'm someone else's.

«K» Denmark: Why are we out on Sesame Street? *glances out window at the pouring rain where several fuzzy puppets like Big Bird, Count Count Dracula, Earny, and Burt were all just snarling and gnashing their nonexistent teeth at them as they drove by* O~o It's way creepier than I last remember it...

America: Keep it together, sergeant!

«B» *Elmo is stoned out of his balls and charges toward the Mercedes-Benz because he thinks it's a giant ice cream cone*

Prussia: *hits Elmo with his Mercedes-Benz killing him instantly* ( ; ゜Д゜)

Sealand: Bonus points! 8D

America: Seriously dude?!? That's the 43rd crack head this week!

England: I can't go back to jail! D:

Denmark: *pulls out his battle axe from a magical rainbow portal* We can always chop him up and eat him!

«K» Prussia: D: