Hetalia Randomness [Crack]

Friendship Circle... Demonic Circle... The Difference???

Krystle: *coming home from school* *Russia's just chilling on my couch knitting* Oh, hey Russia.

Russia: ^J^ Zdravstvuj (Hello in Russian, or so says the interwebs)

Krystle: Cazuntight :D

Russia: . . . *sighs* Hello little American.

Krystle: Hi! And I'm not little. Dude, I'm nearly 6ft over here. It's so sad. My mom says I'm not done growing either. I think that just blows balls. :T

Russia: What's wrong with being tall?

Krystle: . . . Meh. . .

Anyways, I had to watch the news at school and they were talking about how you and N. Korea were getting together because you two share the common hatred for America. Is that true?

Russia: Da. It gives me pleasure smile at the thought of what might happen in the future ^J^ *purple demonic aura*

Krystle: . . .

Right, so could you give me a heads up when you plan on obliterating my country so I'll have enough time to pack up and leave to Canada? That'd make my frickin' life, man.

Russia: Da! Of coarse! Anything for a friend ^-^

Krystle: *le gasp* We're friends?! Hells yesh! Brah, we should just hang out more. I've hardly seen you.

Russia: We should do more of the hanging out :D

Krystle: Hecks yeah! *suddenly pauses* Sorry Russia, I'm being called. *shimmers out of sight*

~In England's basement~

England: --Dumble Dora the Explora. I summon you!! *dramatic hand thing*

Krystle: *pulls myself out of the ground* *dusts off clothes* Ya rang?

England: . . .

I wasn't calling you!! I mean, the nerve of some people! *sassy eye roll*

Krystle: D: *demonic gurgle*