"Shin-Chan do you think Nana will be okay with Sakura while we are gone?"
I asked as we get ready to leave. Due to my plans for tux and dress shopping Coach aloud us off practice today. I'm sad that both of our Coaches can't come to the wedding since they have plans they can't cancel.
After the wedding we have a short break that is connected to holiday. Atsumu and I will have a long honey moon I guess. We haven't found out where we are going to have our honey moon yet because Mei and Haru—well mainly Mei is the one setting things up so it's a secret until the wedding. I'm not fond of leaving Sakura because I'll miss her so much so maybe not too long of a honey moon.
"Nana can handle Sakura for the amount of time Your gone f/n. Don't worry."
I bite my lip and nod
"Yo our riders are here.." I hear Aran say
I look and see Uncle Lenni and Haru both driving their own vehicle. Thankfully both vehicles can hold quite a bit of people.
Mei has her own car for us girls. Once we are in we get a knock on the window and it's Samu.
Mei rolls down her window.
"Let me guess there's no more room? I had a feeling this would happen. Get in Samu dear. Sure they have enough seats but having enough room is different it's depending on how big the passengers are."
Mei says. I move from the front to the back to give Samu more leg room.
"That's what I told dad but he said "I know what I'm doing, there's enough seats don't, doubt your old man Osamu" Samu mimics his father in a deeper voice than his own.
After we buckle up Mei starts following behind Uncle Lenni. Since now we have to drop off Samu.
Mei shakes her head "its a Men thing really. they always think their right, well in this family at least. Oh no offense honey you know your my favorite. Don't tell your brother he'll get whiny."
I stifle a laugh knowing it's true, he does get whiny if Samu gains more effection from his mother than him.
"It's fine mom we do always think we're right but really its You who's always right."
Mei pats Samus cheek and I see Meiomi sway.
"See instead of following the GPS we are being led on a wild goose chase."
Meiomi and I notice Samu daydreaming with drool dripping from the side of his mouth.
"I bet Osamu is thinking of food right now" Meiomi says
I nod "Probably Goose eggs. Or Cooked goose."
"So Meiomi-Chan I hear you and my Samu have Chemistry? If you know what I mean."
This Snaps Samu from his thoughts. I watch as Meiomi works up the courage to speak. I can see Mei eyeing her from the mirror.
"I- I like to think so..."
I smirk at her shyness
"Meiomi your very shy when it comes to Samu arnt you?" I teese and she gives me a look.
"She is." Osamu says from the front seat
"So are you two boyfriend and girlfriend? Osamu you tell you mother the truth."
Samu looks away from his mother but she makes him look her way by grabbing his face.
"Y-Yes yes we are! Please keep ten and two!" Meiomi blurts our covering her eyes.
I look between the two, both are blushing.
"I KNEW IT!" Mei and I say at the same time.
"Meiomi ,Samu why didn't you tell me??" I pout
"Because you would tell Atsumu" Samu says
I look at Meiomi "and Atsumu would tease Osamu."
I nod "Got cha."
"Now Meiomi I like you already but I also know boys at this age see a pretty girl like your self and well— I already have one grand baby now I-
"Stop—" Osamu says covering his eyes
"And yes I'd love many more in the future but we need to talk on the importance of—
"don't say it— don't go there—" Osamu is clearly uncomfortable as is Meiomi but I'm having a blast.
"Don't interrupt me Osamu as I was saying— Safe Sex."
I can see both their souls leave there body.
"I-I-I I already had this talk!" Meiomi says covering her face.
"Yea Dad gave me this talk mom!"
Meiomi looks back at me then at Samu.
"Both to you and your brother at the same time?"
Osamu nods "Yes."
"Then he clearly did it wrong because Atsumu and f/n had unprotected sex and have a baby. So if your ever in the situation were you need to remind your self to glove up remember this rhyme: If she's spunky protect your monkey."
At this I lost it and burst out laughing about to pee my self. Meiomi put in her earphones before the Atsumu and me have a baby part and she's been blaring them ever since.
Osamu gives his mother a disturbed look
"W-what? Mom wha-"
"You heard me now say it with me.."
Samu leans against the door he and he looks in the back seat to see Meiomi listening to her music so this makes him feel alittle bit better.
I take my phone and press record
"I refuse.."
Mei gives her son sad eyes. I instantly knew she had him.
"You absolutely must remember what Ryme Samu?" She asks her son. It takes him a minute but—
"I-If she's spunky.. Protect your monkey.."
I can't help but laugh.
"Good boy."
I continue laughing "Mei I love you"
"Just pull up here and let me out mom!"
Mei sighs and pulls up beside my Uncles car, the guys are standing on the side walk waiting for us to drop off Samu who couldn't wait to get out. Once stoped he stubbles out the door and Mei yells "REMEMBER IF SHES SPUNKY PROTECT YOUR MONKEY SAMU." Samu slams the door.
I crack my window half way.
"Rough ride?" Shin-Chan asks.
"Someones trading me seats on the way back."
Rintaro walks up "i-if she's spunky.. protect your monkey."
Samus eyes widen at the sound of his own voice.
As we drove away I could hear laughter.
It was to good not to share
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FanfictionHow can you hate him when he's the reason you have her? You haven't seen him since that night, you never planned to see him again. Atsumu said he loved you, your best friend shared your feelings but that love seemed more like a one night stand on hi...