In Love With Mr.Alsina(On Hold & Underconstruction?)

Chapter Nine

Random Disclaimerrrr *Tyler, The Creator voice* I'm not makin fun of any lil gay boys in this chapter. Please know that. On with the story. (P.s. Nothing in this chapter is meant ta be taken seriously. It's joke a joke. If this offended you, I apologize in advance.)

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Jacob POV:

I have never realized how stupid Christopher Maurice Brown is until now. I mean I know he was dumb but damn. August, Nicki, Jordan, KJ, Santo, Craig an I were sittin on the livin room floor listenin ta this fool tell us these stories.

"Aye Jake?" Chris called ta me while I was in the kitchen. I walked out the kitchen sayin,"What Chris?"

"Did I ever tell you bout the little gay boi in Kindergarten?"he asked.

"No. Wait,what?" I asked him, confused as hell.

"I ain't never tell you bout the lil gay boi?"

"No?"

"Did I tell you bout it Aug?" he yelled across the room.

"Nahhh. I ain't heard dat story yet," August answered.

"Did I tell anyone bout this lil kid?" Chris hollered.

"Boy if you don't stop that damn hollerin. Ima come down there an give you somethin ta holla bout!" Rayan screamed from upstairs.

"I'm sorry Rayan. Aight so I ain't tell nobody bout the lil boy?" he asked again. We all nodded.

"Aight then. Gather round cheerin'. This one gone be good," he said, smilin all goofy. We sat on the floor while Chris sat on the couch. We crowded around like it was some story time session.

"Okay so when I was fetus Chris Brown, there was this boy in my kindergarten class that was a lil fruity. I had this best friend. They was a girl. Her name was Tanya. She was short an dark skinned but anyways she liked that fruity lil boy in our class. His name was Demarcus. You know how you call a girl that act like a boy a tomboy? Well we called him the opposite. In our lil child eyes, he was what we called a tomGIRL. Yes I jus said tomgirl. But lil dude was a lil feminine. He'd come ta school wit his pink school stuff. He wore pink, yellow an lime green all the time. One day he came ta school wit his nails painted neon pink. So my best friend liked this lil boy. She still liked him even when errbody told her that he was a tomgirl. We didn't know what gay was since we were lil kids. But my bff was gone tell him that she liked him. So when she tell him he start actin stank. He told her,'Uh un. Ion like lil girls. I like me some big boys. Ion like girls cause they got cooties an I ain't tryna get get sick from some nasty girl tryna kiss up on me.' Mind you that we was only like 6 an 7. Skip a couple years ta high school, Demarcus become a gay thot an Tanya became his best friend, who later became a straight thot," he finished.

He looked at us. We exchanged glances an busted out laughin. This nigga here.

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August POV:

"Chris I'm so done wit yo 'tarded ass!" KJ screamed out in laughter. I looked ova ta see Craig an Chres silent laughin. KJ screamin an laughin at the same time. Jordan an Nicki rollin, crawlin, bangin an laughin on the floor while me an Jacob was laughin hella hard.

"Nigga I can't believe you told that random ass story!"Craig gasped.

"Where the fuck did that even come from?!" I cried.

After we settled down from that, this fool wanted ta say somethin else.

"Aye I ever told you the story bout tha time when I got mah ass whopped by this buff ass 1st grade girl?"

Oh lord. We all shook our heads.

"Well you bout ta know know. Okay so first off her ass was strong asf. She was like a 1st grade bodybuilder. Ion know what her parents was feedin her but her ass was strong. I swear ta white Jesus that lil girl was on steroids. . ."

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These are both true stories. What do y'all think of Chris? I know it's short but at least I update. I'm gonna try ta update Lovin' Chance pretty soon but until then. . .

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