In Love With Mr.Alsina(On Hold & Underconstruction?)

Chapter Thirteen

Should've been up yesterday. My bad.

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Jacob's POV:

I was layin' in bed wit' August. He wanted ta take me ta meet his mama, but afta I seen that video. . . Ion know if that's a good idea. I mean c'mon what if she don't like me. Me an' August ain't datin'. Yet. He need ta hurry up an' ask 'fore I lose interest.

"Jacob! Is you ready yet?!" August screamed up tha stairs.

I live in a house of screamin' ass people. Can't nobody not scream if they life depended on it.

"No I'm not! An' stop screamin'!" I yelled down tha stairs.

"But you screamin' too!"

"I know this nigga!"

"Then why I gotta stop!"

"Cause I sai-"

"SHUT THA FUCK UP! ITS OTHA PEOPLE IN THIS HOUSE TRYNA FUCK AN' SLEEP!" Jordan screamed.

"Yea what Jordan said!" Chres yelled.

"Shuddup Santo!" we yelled at him.

"Damn mah bad. Ain't have ta make a caramel nigga feel grey. Shiiid. I ain't even do nothin'."

There was a knock on mah door . I went ta open in an' there stood August. I ain't mah clothes on yet soooo.

"You ain't even dressed yet."

"Thanks Captain Obvious. Didn't realize that I ain't have some clothes on."

"Un uh boo boo. Ion know who you talkin' to like sat but I will get Sharlaya McDonaldquanisha on yo ass."

I turned 'round an, this nigga had his shirt up an' tucked through tha part where you put your head. An' a shirt wrapped 'round his head like Yung Poppy.

"Wtf are you doin'?" I laughed.

"You let out mah inner ratchet. Now you gotta deal wit' it."

"Bet you won't go ta ya momma house like that."

"Well you obviously don't know August Anthony Alsina. Now leggo. Mah momma makin' lasagna an' I know Nolen fat ass gone try ta eat it all."

Then he walked out tha room. I put on my black Disobey shirt, dark jeans an' mah black, red, an' blue retro 7s wit' man hair half up half down. I grabbed mah phone, money an' keys then ran downstairs. August was still dressed like a thot.

"Boi. Put your shirt down," I laughed.

"Gurl no. Leggo see mah momma," he smacked his lips.

Originally, he had a pairs of light jeans, a floral shirt that said "Fuck Bitches,Smoke Weed, Eat Cereal", an' some wheat Tims wit' his gold chain. He strutted out tha house, switchin' hard too.

"August you know you ain't got no booty! You need to stop," I laughed. He turned 'round real quick.

"Gurl there is no need ta get jealous cause I got more ass than you," he snapped then strutted ta mah car.

"Beach open tha door! It's cold!" he screamed.

"If you would put your shirt down we wouldn't have this problem now would we?" I giggled.

I unlocked tha car an, he jumped in real fast.

"Un uh! Hurry up its cold in here too!" he cried, jumpin' in his seat.

I ran ta tha car laughin' then got in. I started tha car an' turned not tha air for tha drama queen.

"Is that better?" I asked him, smilin'.

"Mhmm. Lets go visit mah momma."

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August's POV:

Aight so long story short. Mah moms disowned me cause of how I walked inta her house. She said I was too crazy. Ion know what she mean. I ain't crazy. Antways, she love Jacob. She say that he here new child. Tha one that could replace mah crazy ass. But it's whateva. I gots both of them. After that visit, me an' Jacob a.k.a Future Baby Momma/Wifey/Bae decided ta go ta tha mall. I rememba tha day we first met. Tha day he handed Julkeisha herself. Shit was hella funny. We was walkin' through tha mall, holdin' hands.

"Rememba that day we met?" I asked as I swing our hands.

"Mhmm. I swear if I see that hoe here Ima get arrested," he sighed.

I laughed then led him ta Victoria's Secret.

"Why are we here?" he asked.

"Go get some lingerie fa' daddy," I whispered in his ear.

"Oooo! Tryna see me necked?" he giggled.

"Yep get somethin' black an' see through."

He nodded then ran off like a little kid.

"Omg! It's August Alsina!" some woman screamed.

"Um um. Me no speaky English!" Then I ran out tha store like a bat outta hell. I looked back an' it's was like a crowd of females. I ain't neva been so scared fa mah life. Mom I luh ya! P.O.P! Hol' it down! Pimp squad behbe fa' life! I finally got ta tha parkin' lot. I seen tha closest truck an' jumped right up on tha roof. Sometimes I'm grateful fa' tha thangs I learned from slangin' rocks. I swear some females is jus' scary. I ain't even see females no more. Instead I saw them damn Pitbulls an' Rottweilers that had rabies an' shit. I swear I almost pulled out mah piece an' shot a couple of 'em.

"WE LOVE YOU AUGUST!"

"If you loved me you'd leave me alone!"

"I WANNA HAVE YOUR BABIES!"

"I wanna have mah babies too!"

"LETS GET MARRIED!"

"I'm fine livin' tha single life sweetheart."

Every time they said somethin' I hit 'em wit' somethin' smart. Finally some security guards came an' got them females away.

"Aye your August Alsina!" the fat white guy said as I hopped off tha car. I nodded.

"My daughter loves you. Aye do ya think you could give me an autograph for her?"

"Look I ain't tryna go through this a-"

"Give me tha autograph or I'll call those women back over and let them have their way with ya," he threatened with a smirk.

Hol' up hol' up ho' up. I know this nigga ain't threaten me. I looked at him while he jus' smirk.

"Gimme somethin' ta sign," I sighed.

I jus' chuckled an' handed me tha Testimony cd. Fuck he get this from?

"Here. Tell your daughter thanks fa tha love," I smiled,"But as for you my fat friend. Go eat some burritos 'till you exploded."

I threw tha cd at his fat ass then walked back in tha mall. I seen Jacob wit' a worried face.

"August, babe, what's wrong?" he asked.

"Fat ass wanna be mall cops an' crazy groupie bitches."

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This is late. I got distracted. I was watchin' Set It Off. That's my sheeid.

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