log carrying idiots

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"Ugh, this is so hard to carryyy!" I
groaned.

"Aw, don't even think about it, sweety, do you want to have a roof over your head or not?!

"Ugh, fine."

I thought we were going to do something simple like, doing the dishes or hanging up bloomers on a rack or something, seriously what kind of chores is this?!

This girl was making us carry heavy logs on our shoulders to and fro, whilst she was lounging around on a deck chair sipping happily away on some sort of drink? How unfair.

I passed by Alex on my 3rd round back.

"Tired out already snowflake?" He teased.

I rolled my eyes, how arrogant.

It took us 20 whole rounds until we had finally had 0 logs left to carry.

Huff..huff..
Me and Alex were both so tired that we collapsed under a tree.

"Oof..huff..huff..my poor bones.."
Alex said wearily.
"You think your bones hurt?! That arrogant little child had me carry two extra once she found out I wasn't sweating enough!"

I suddenly felt a hard bonk on my head
"Yowch! What was that for?!" I groaned.

"That's for calling me an arrogant little child! Yall looked like a bunch of log carrying idiots!"
I heard a squeaky voice call out

"L-log carrying i-idiots?!"
"Well I-"
"MiSS GIRL, Do you want a free room or what?"

"Ugh, finee sorryy.." I said remorsefully

"Ugh! Fine, but just stop calling me a child, sugarcube, I'm twenty one!"

"T-twenty one!?" Alex and I yelped.

"What, yall are acting like you aint ever saw a midget with Sass before."

"T-thats because we havent-"
"SHUT YO BADONKADONK, STANKY, FOUL MOUTH UP, Miss girl!"

"Now shut up and follow me."



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