Me: *whispers to herself while hiding in the closet* This is gonna be the ultimate prank that has ever been done.
(*A few minutes later...*)
Suzy: I can't wait to see what Emily wants to show us.
Me: *opens the door* Hi girls! *then sees a scary monster* AAAAAH! *falls to the floor*
KellerSinger18: Emily...are you okay?
Suzy: Oh no...I think she's...
(*The next morning, all the guys and the girls stand before my open coffin, with my "dead" body laying inside*)
(*Everyone is crying and Vinnie is crying the most as he places a little gold and black box with a ring inside on my chest*)
KellerSinger18: I can't believe it! We killed Emily!
Suzy: No! Don't say that. All they know is that we found her like that.
KellerSinger18: T-then what are we gonna do?!
Suzy: We'll just give it a few days so we can figure something out.
KellerSinger18 O-okay.
(*Sometime later that night...*)
(*Suzy is having a dream where she and KellerSinger18 are visiting Emily's grave*)
KellerSinger18: AAH!
Me: *as a zombie* Hellllllooo girrrlls...
Suzy: W-we didn't mean to scare you that bad!
Me: Ohhhh really??? *slowly takes out my scythe*
KellerSinger18: You gotta believe us Emily! We're your friends!
Me: WAHAHAHAHAHA! The time has come!
Suzy: F-for what?!
Me: TO MEET YOUR DOOM! WHAHAHAHAHA! *slices Suzy and KellerSinger18 by the lower torso and cackles evilly as they scream bloody murder, the blood spluttering everywhere*
(*Back into the real, waking world*)
Suzy: *wakes up sweating* Huh?! Oh...bad dream. *then feels a sudden urge to pee* Oh no...*makes it to the toilet* Phew...made it.
KellerSinger18: Suzy!
Suzy: What the?! KellerSinger18, what are you doing in my bathroom?
KellerSinger18: I just had a dream where Emily back from the dead and tried to kill us! Did you?! Huh?! Did you?!
Suzy: Um....yes? What are you trying to say?
KellerSinger18: We need to go to cemetery and burn Emily's body so her spirit can Rest In Peace.
Suzy: Will you let me use the bathroom in peace if I agree with you?
KellerSinger18: Of course I will! Meet me at the train station in ten minutes! *runs out the door*
(*In the cemetery*)
KellerSinger18: *is holding up a flashlight* Can you see anything?
Suzy: *grunts* I'm trying! *lifts the coffin out from underneath the ground*
KellerSinger18: *opens the coffin* She looks so peaceful...nothing like a zombie.
Suzy: Maybe we were being silly...let's just go home.
(*All of a sudden, Emily rises up the grave*)
Me: HELLLLOOO GIRLS!
Suzy: *screams* AAAAHHH!
KellerSinger18: ITS THE GHOST OF EMILY!
Suzy: RUN!
(*Both Suzy and KellerSinger18 run for their lives as Emily cackles like a wicked banshee*)
Suzy: There's the exit!
KellerSinger18: *trips over a string a bunch of egg yolks and toilet paper are thrown*
Suzy: What the heck?
Me: I guess you girls have gotten yourself into a...
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POOF!
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Me: *turns back to normal*...into a sticky situation!
All nine of the Kiss guys, including Eli and Vixen91: We pranked you!
KellerSinger18: Huh?!
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Truth Or Dare With Kiss (30)
HumorThe THIRTIETH edition to my truth or dare series with the hottest band in the world.
