Me: *is watching a movie on the flat screen TV with a bowl of popcorn*
Vinnie: *is wrapped around my leg in his snake form, and then wakes up*
Eric Carr: Hi Vinnie! *sticks out his hand*
Vinnie: *flicks out his snake tongue* *Hisses* (What's up Eric?)
Eric Carr: It's another red moon tonight.
Vinnie: *quickly switches to his normal form* Wait...What did you say?
Eric Carr: *points to the window* Look.
Vinnie: *looks out the window* Oh God...*turns to look at me, but I am not there*
Eric Carr: *hears a TekeTekeTeke sound from outside* We better stay clear from Emily, she gets really crazy when she's in her Teke Teke form.
Vinnie: *nods his head* Agreed.
Me: *appears out of nowhere in my normal form* PRANK! 😛
Eric Carr: *rolls on his fox booty laughing his bushy ass off* 😂
Me: Let's get to these dares!
Host-swap clothes with any Kiss member of your choice
Me: Ooh...good one! Now, who should swap clothes with? 🤔 Hmm...what do you think Vinnie?
Vinnie: It's whoever you want to pick, Babe.
Me: Oh I know! I'll pick Gene!
Paul: Cool! I'll go get his Demon armor and boots.
(*The Starchild teleports to the band's dressing room and then comes back with Gene's Demon armor and boots*)
Me: *claps hands to put on Gene's Demon armor and boots* Whooa...this outfit weighs a ton!
Gene: *chuckles*
Vinnie: *holds onto my hand so I won't accidentally fall down*
Me: Hey guys! Watch me do the grouchy Gene!
The rest of Kiss: Okay!
Gene: Stop making names after me!
Me *lowers my voice* Everybody's an idiot except for me.
Gene: Well, it's true. *takes a sip of his Coke Cola from the Kiss Demon cup*
Me: *laughs like Gene, and sticks out my tongue*
(*Everyone, except Gene, bursts into heavy laughter*)
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Truth Or Dare With Kiss (30)
HumorThe THIRTIETH edition to my truth or dare series with the hottest band in the world.
