You're pregnant by who?!

~2~

~Some time later~

"'It would be an easy job.' You said. 'It's just a small family, what could go wrong?' You said," Mya said, sounding annoyed, as they were tied up on a stake with Millie and Blitzo.

"Will you shut the fuck up? I get it I'm a fucking idiot!" Blitzo yelled.

"Can we not argue right now?" Millie asked, trying to calm the situation.

"I guess not," Mya said, looking at the lady of the house, who was walking up to them with a deranged look in her eye and a grin that would even make Satan's toes curl. "Looks like you're not much of a hero, are you?"

"Like I care. Now time to send you back to Hell where y'all belong!" she said, before lighting the wood underneath them on fire, setting them ablaze.

"Oh noooooo," Mya said sarcastically. "It's not like we literally live in this shit."

"Yeah, this doesn't work on us," Blitzo said.

"Oh really?" she asked, seeming surprised.

"Yeah, but you wanna know what fire does work on?" Mya asked.

"What?" She asked.

"These ropes," Blitzo said, grinning, before ripping out of the charred ropes, turning her shotgun on her, and shooting her in the face.

"Can we go now?" Mya asked, helping Millie down from the burning stake.

"You two go on. I'll look for Moxxie and we'll wrap things up here," Blitzo said, opening a portal for them.

"Yes, sir," Mya said.

"You got it, Blitz. Be careful!" Millie said, climbing through the portal, Mya following behind.

"I'm sure they'll be okay," Mya reassured, shifting into her female form.

"Yeah," Millie said, still worried about her husband.

"Come on, I'll buy you something to eat," Mya said.

"Okay," Millie said.

"Hey, Loona, I'm buying food, you coming?" Mya asked.

"Fuck yeah, I'm starving," Loona said, finally looking up from her phone.

"Okay, let me go grab my key and put my bag away," Mya said, heading to her cubicle. She sat her bag down and picked up her keys, before seeing something laying on her stool. She squinted at it before picking it up slowly. 'Is that...a feather? Where did it come from?' she thought, looking around. She shook her head and slipped it into her jacket pocket and left her cubicle and walked back over to Millie and Loona, who were now joined by Blitzo and a traumatized looking Moxxie. "You guys made it just in time, we are about to go get food."

"Well lucky us," Blitzo said.

"Yeah, let's go, I'm starving," Mya said.

"Let me go grab my keys," Blitzo said, heading back into his office.

"Alright, but I am not riding in that thing," Mya said.

"What's wrong with my van?" Blitzo asked.

"It's cramp," Loona said.

"There are no seatbelts in the back," Moxxie added.

"Or AC," Millie added.

"And I get carsick from your driving," Mya added. "I'll take my car and meet you there. I need to leave after, got plans," she said, heading outside.

"Alright then," Blitzo said, coming back with the keys to his truck. Mya walked through the parking lot straight to her car and unlocked it. She climbed into the driver's seat and waited for the rest of her co-workers to get ready to drive off.

~Another small drive later~

Mya ate her food quietly, it being a while since she actually went out with co-workers.

"So, Blade, do you like working at I.M.P. so far?" Moxxie asked.

"Yeah, it's nice, better than my last job. Don't ask me about it, I don't wanna talk about it," Mya said.

"Secretive as always, Nello," Blitzo teased.

"Can you blame me?" Mya asked.

"Fuck no," Blitzo said, eating his food. "It's none of my business what happened before you worked for me. What happens to you now would be my business since you do work for me and I'm your boss and would have to know. So if you have any problem come to any of us and we can talk and probably get fucked up while talking."

"Thanks I'll keep that in mind," Mya said, drinking her coffee that she ordered with her meal.

"Yeah, like it or not you're kind of stuck with us," Moxxie said.

"Yep!" Millie said happily.

"Thanks," Mya said, giving a small smile.

"You old people are sappy as fuck," Loona said, eating her food.

"Sorry, Loona," Mya said, chuckling softly. "I'm gonna pay the bill and head on. I'll see you all in the morning," she said, getting up from the table. The group said goodbye and thanked her for dinner. Mya walked up to the waitress and asked to pay for the table.

"Oh sure, right this way," she said, heading back over to the check out area with the waitress.

"I also will be paying for an extra round of drinks for the table," Mya said, pulling out her wallet.

"Sure, thing," she said, adding that into the price, before showing it to Mya. Mya looked it over and silently cursed Blitzo for ordering one of the most expensive things on the menu. She paid in cash and left a tip for the waitress.

"Thank you, have a good night," Mya said, heading out of the restaurant.

"You too, thank you for coming," the waitress said, before heading to the table to inform them that Mya bought them another round of drinks. Mya walked into the parking lot and felt like she was being watched. She looked around, getting an uneasy feeling, before unlocking her car and getting inside.

"I need to get the fuck out of here, I'm probably just super fuckin' tired," Mya muttered, starting the car, "Just get home and get some sleep, you're just tired, Mya..." she said quietly, driving out of the parking lot carefully.