You're pregnant by who?!

~14~

Mya sat in the hospital bed, waiting for it to be time to deliver the baby.

"So he's still not ready?" Blitzo asked.

"He's ready, my vagina is still preparing for his melon of a head to come through. Damn, I could really use some ice chips right now," Mya said, breathing calmly when another contraction hit. "Can't believe that bastard had the nerve and audacity to touch me."

"Well you were about to fall," Blitzo said.

"Why are you so upset with his highness anyway?" Moxxie asked.

"You wouldn't get it, Mr.Moxxie. Can someone get me some ice chips?" Mya asked.

"Come to think of it, you and Sir have been acting weird lately," Moxxie said, earning an elbow in the gut by Millie.

"Whatever you're thinking now, stop thinking it, because it never happened," Mya said, feeling another contraction. "Fuuuuuuuuuck."

"Just breathe," Millie said. "He wasn't assuming anything. You have better taste than that."

"I take offense to that," Blitzo said.

"Sorry, Blitz, but she does," Millie said.

"I'm really glad you guys are here. Listening to you three pisses me off and it takes my mind off of the contractions," Mya said, rubbing her baby bump. "Is Loona not coming?"

"She wanted to stay behind and eat her tacos. She hates hospitals," Blitzo said.

"Oh, okay," Mya said, before a portal formed in one of the walls, and Stolas stepped through. "Oh hell no. Are you fucking crazy?!"

"What the fuck, Stolas?!" Blitzo yelled, surprised that he showed up as well.

"Has it happened yet?" Stolas asked.

"No it hasn't," Mya said through gritted teeth.

"Wait a minute...is he-" Moxxie began, before Millie covered his mouth.

"You're not helpin', hon," Millie said.

"No he is not," Mya said, feeling another contraction. "Are you crazy? What if someone sees you?"

"I'm sorry, but I just can't miss this," Stolas said.

"Fucking unbelievable," Mya said, before wincing at another contraction. "Where the FUCK are my ice chips?!" she yelled angrily.

"Shit!" Blitzo got up and ran out quickly with a cup to find the ice maker. Stolas sat down in an empty seat and looked at Mya.

"We're gonna go check out the food in the cafeteria," Millie said, getting up and dragging Moxxie out, wanting to give the two some privacy to talk.

"Don't look at me like that," Mya said, adjusting the hospital bed so that she was sitting upright.

"Like what?" Stolas asked.

"Like I'm more than what I am. Like I'm the greatest thing to happen to you," Mya said.

"Well you're one of them," Stolas said.

"No I'm not. I'm just an imp, who happens to be pregnant with your child. We agreed to you coming to see him every now and then, nothing more," Mya said.

"I still don't understand," Stolas said.

"Understand what?" Mya asked.

"Why you're acting like what happened between us wasn't special," Stolas said.

"Because it was just sex," Mya said. "You have a wife and a daughter. You shouldn't have been with me to begin with."

"But I was, and I don't regret a second of it. Deny it if you want, but we had a connection that night. You felt it too, that's why you're pushing me away. You're scared to accept it," Stolas said.