You're pregnant by who?!

~8~

"You do?!" they all asked.

"Well...yeah," Mya said. "I just haven't been using it because I didn't want you guys to feel bad."

"Well don't just stand there! Let us see it," Loona urged.

"I have to be on earth to actually do it. I don't want the other hellborns to know that I have it," Mya said.

"New plan! Loona and Nello will lead the victims to us and we will off 'em," Blitzo said excitedly.

"Brilliant!" Millie said.

"But what about clients? We can't just go up there just to kill humans without reason," Moxxie said.

"Mr.Moxxie is right, we need clients and we need them quick," Mya said.

"Leave it to me," Blitzo said.

~Some time later~

"Okay, you both know what to do, bait the targets here and we'll do the rest," Blitzo said.

"Got it," Mya said, standing up with Loona, before shifting into her Earth form, which was a fairly attractive looking female with green eyes, a short black bob haircut, and vitiligo all over her face and body.

"Not bad, swordswoman," Loona said, shifting into a human version of herself.

"Thanks," Mya said, before the two walked off. They had successfully lured away 9 humans to kill, before hearing Verosika's voice over a loudspeaker. "Oh, Mr.Blitz isn't going to like this."

"GODDAMMIT! She's activated her goatish mating call. Now she's gonna win all these sex maniacs! We gotta pick things up guys!" Blitz yelled.

"What's the plan, boss?" Mya asked, holding the handle of her concealed sword.

"Where's my baby?!" Blitzo yelled, sounding panicked.

"Great...I guess it's up to u- why are you looking at me like that?" Mya asked, seeing Moxxie and Millie staring at her.

"Nothing, it's just weird seein' you like that, Dumplin'," Millie said.

"I know, that's why I don't use it when we come up here," Mya said. "Let's just finish up the list," she said, walking with the couple, not seeing the giant creature that was birthed from a normal catfish and a small spill of beezlejuice, lurking in the waters. The trio made quite a few more kills in just a short time until Moxxie was captured by some spring breakers. "Go look for him, I'll take care of the rest of the list," Mya said, slicing another spring breaker in half.

"Thanks, Dumplin'!" Millie called, running off.

"Just stay in the shadows," Mya called, before seeing Blitzo storming over. "I'm sorry about Loona, Mr.Blitz."

"Don't worry about it, let's just worry about why we're here," Blitzo said, looking through the weapon bag.

"Yes, sir," Mya said, before hearing some of the spring breakers screaming in terror. She looked around quickly, worried that Millie had gotten caught, but the giant catfish mutant caught her eye instantly. "What the fuck is that?" She asked, running toward it, gripping the handle of her sword tightly, running faster when she saw the monster eat a highly intoxicated Moxxie. "Mr.Moxxie?!" she yelled. "Mrs.Millie go up high, I'll stay below just in case!" she called to Millie, who nodded, before they both dove into the water, swimming toward the mutant. Millie began climbing up the mutant while Mya stayed below in case she needed help. She was relieved to see Moxxie being thrown into Blitzo's arms, but panicked when she saw Millie disappear into the mutant's mouth. "Mrs.Millie?!" she yelled, sounding worried, before climbing up one of the mutant's legs, and stabbing its mouth, making the mutant open its mouth. "Mrs.Mille, are you okay?!" she asked, sounding worried.