You're pregnant by who?!

~1~

Mya woke up in a place she was unfamiliar with. She looked around the strange room tiredly and sat up carefully, freaking out when she saw something moving from the corner of her eye.

'What. The. Fuck?' she thought, looking over at the large sleeping form laying in the bed beside her. She tensed up a little and looked around the room, being more alert now. The room was a mess, covered in clothes and feathers. 'Oh...fuck,' she thought, slipping out of the bed carefully, not wanting to wake who she was hoping wasn't who she thought it was laying in the bed in that moment. She collected her clothes and began putting on the pieces of clothing that weren't torn too badly. 'Well there goes my favorite shirt,' she thought, putting her jacket on. She walked toward the door, but stopped herself, curiosity getting the best of her. She took a deep breath and walked toward the sleeping form on the bed. She gently lifted the blanket carefully and took a small peek inside. She tensed up a little and dropped the blanket, before hurrying out of the room quickly. "Shit! Why did it have to be him?!" she asked herself, running down the hall of the unfamiliar motel building. "If anyone catches me here I'm dead," she said to herself, trying to calm down. "I need to find a way out of here," she stretched a little and shifted into her male form, hoping that it would help her leave the building undetected. Mya fixed their jacket and headed toward the elevator and made their way down to the lobby. "A Goetia...a MARRIED Goetia. Whose wife is fucking insane. Doesn't that dumbass know that he could have me killed?!" they muttered, growing frustrated as they shook their head, before leaving the elevator quickly. "I'm gonna be late for work...great," Mya muttered softly, before pulling out their phone and dialing a number, jogging out to the parking lot.

"Nello, where the fuck are you?" a voice asked over the phone.

"I'm sorry Mr.Blitz, I am on my way now. I blacked out and ended up somewhere I don't recall. I will be at the office in 30," Mya said.

"Alright, just hurry up. We don't have a client yet, but you never know," Blitzo said.

"Understood. I'm coming now," Mya said, unlocking their car and climbing inside. They started the car and began driving off, hanging up the phone as they drove down the road back to work. They wanted to forget everything that happened the previous night and hoped that work would be that distraction they needed.

~A car ride later~

Mya climbed out of their car and hurried into the I.M.P. office, before clocking in.

"Mornin' Dumplin'! Oh, you don't look so good," Millie said, walking over to Mya.

"I'm okay, Mrs.Millie. I just had a rough morning," Mya said, stretching a little.

"Oooooh, okay! I'll go get you some coffee!" Millie said, before running off.

"That would be great," Mya said, before walking into Blitzo's office to speak to him.

"There you are, Blade! Where the hell were you last night?! You ditched us and didn't answer our calls!" Blitzo yelled.

"I'm sorry, Mr.Blitz, I honestly can't remember what happened last night," Mya said. "I woke up in a motel bed this morning."

"Oh, so you left to get laid, understandable," Blitzo said.

"I'm really sorry, Mr.Blitz. This will not happen again," Mya said.

"It's fine, we all have our needs. Don't worry about it," Blitzo said, waving them off. "Now go sharpen something. We should be getting a client soon."

"Yes, sir," Mya said, heading out of the office.

"Here you are, Dumplin'!" Millie said, handing Mya a cup of coffee.

"Thank you, Mrs.Millie," Mya said, holding the coffee cup.

"Are you sure you're okay?" Millie asked.

"Yes, thank you," Mya said, taking sips of coffee. "I'm going to go sharpen something. Thank you for the coffee," they said, before heading off to their cubicle, starting their grinding wheel. They sat their coffee down on a table and looked at their assorted weapons. "Now...which one of you beauties needs attention today?" They ran their fingers over the handles of their weapons, eventually grabbing their favorite weapon: a long handled double bladed battle ax. "Hello, beautiful, you look like you need some tlc," they said, sitting at a stool in front of the grinding wheel. As Mya sharpened their ax, they could see the client walking into the office, heading straight to Blitzo's room. After a brief conversation the client stormed out of Blitzo's office annoyed. "Apologies for Mr.Blitz's behavior. He can't help it."

"It's fine, just don't fuck this up," she said, looking at Mya.

"Blade! Grab your shit we're leaving!" Blitzo yelled.

"Coming, sir!" Mya called, turning off the grinding wheel, before standing up to their full height, battle ax in hand. "We will call when the job is taken care of, madam. Take care," they said, packing their bag. They put on a clean shirt they kept in their cubicle, and headed into Blitzo's office with their bag. "See ya, Loona."

"Bye," Loona said, not looking up from her phone.

"Let's get this over with. It should be easy," Blitzo said, jumping through the portal, Millie and Moxxie following. Mya held their coffee cup and jumped through the portal, making sure their coffee hadn't spilled.

"They're in that house there?" Mya asked, gripping their battle ax.

"Yeah, you and Millie go ahead," Blitzo said.

"You got it, boss," Mya said, running off quietly with Millie.