You're pregnant by who?!

~13~

A few more months had passed after the festival and Mya was back in Imp City. She continued to hang around in the office, since she had nothing better to do, and though she didn't want to admit it, being around her coworkers made her feel more calm.

"How is Mama feelin'? You ready to pop yet so you can get back to work?" Blitzo asked, poking his head into her cubicle.

"I'm just the carrier, you'll have to ask the boss," Mya said, pointing to her baby bump. "I think they're supposed to come out when they feel like it. And if he doesn't show up in a few days I'll just get myself induced. Dr.Blau says that it's about that time."

"I can't believe he's almost here," Blitzo said.

"I can't believe I agreed to actually let that feathered fuck see him," Mya said.

"Yeah, that caught me off guard too. He's been gushing about it ever since you guys agreed to it. It's a real boner killer in the bedroom," Blitzo said.

"Yeah, sorry about that," Mya said, rubbing her baby bump. "You guys heading out?"

"Yeah, are you sure you'll be okay here by yourself?" Blitzo asked.

"Yeah, Loona's here if something goes wrong," Mya said, knowing that Loona cared, even though she didn't show it.

"Yeah, well we better get going. M&M get your shit, we're heading out," Blitzo called, forming a portal to the human world.

"Bye, Dumplin'! Bye, baby Dumplin'!" Millie called, hopping through the portal.

"Bye, good luck," Mya called, waving to her coworkers as she left. "I'm gonna go get some tacos, you want any?"

"Sure, get me two beef ones, no onions," Loona said.

"Alright," Mya got up carefully and headed out of the office building and toward the parking lot to her car. She got into her car, put on her seatbelt, and drove off to the nearest food truck that served tacos. Once she found a good taco truck she climbed out of her car and walked up to the line. 'Fuck that food smells great,' she thought. She ordered her food and the tacos that Loona asked for. She paid for the food and waited on the other side of the truck, not wanting to hold up the line. She picked up her food after a bit and headed back to her car. 'Damn...I miss Dad's cooking,' she thought, getting into her car to drive back to the office. She took the food back inside and looked around, finding the office empty. "Hello? Loona? Anyone here?" she called, looking around the empty office. "Hm..." she shrugged it off, sat Loona's food in the fridge, and sat in her cubicle to eat her food.

~Some time later~

Mya was in the middle of reading a book on childcare on the toilet in the faculty bathroom, growing worried about her coworkers.

'They should be back by now,' she thought, before feeling some slight pain, brushing it off as another false contraction, which she had been feeling that entire work shift. She jolted up a little, feeling the pain again, before hearing liquid trickling into the toilet. "Now?" she asked, before feeling more pain, making her wince. "Okay, okay, just hang on." she said, trying to get up from the toilet. She felt more pain and groaned, the pain getting worse when she moved, and decided to just stay put. She began calling Blitzo's phone, as well as her dad's, getting no answer. "Shit, I can't drive there myself, and I definitely am not paying for a fucking ambulance," she said, groaning at more pain. "Fuuuuuuuck," she groaned, holding her baby bump. "I shouldn't be too worried. Labor can go on for hours. Hopefully they're back by then."

~Hours Later~

"Dumplin' we're back!" Millie called. "Dumplin'?"

"Did she leave?" Moxxie asked.

"No, she's still here," Stolas said, setting Blitzo down.

"Where is she then?" Blitzo asked, before running around the office. "Nello? Nello?!"

"I'm in the bathroom, I need to get to the hospital, now," Mya called.

"Oh shit, is it time?!" Blitzo called.

"Yeah, can someone help me? It hurts too much and I'm stuck on the toilet," Mya called.

"I'm on it, hang on, Dumplin'!" Millie called, hurrying into the bathroom. "Oh, you look awful."

"Thanks, Mrs.Millie, that's very helpful," Mya said sarcastically.

"Sorry," Millie apologized, carefully helping Mya off of the toilet. "Did your water break?" she asked, helping Mya pull her pants back up.

"Yeah, like two hours ago," Mya said, holding her baby bump. "I've just been having contractions every now and then."

"Oh, we better get you there quickly," Millie said.

"I'm in no rush. My mom was in labor with me for 16 hours. I've got at least 14 more hours to go," Mya said, before groaning, feeling more contractions.

"Oh, okay," Millie said, before carefully helping Mya out of the bathroom.

"Can you walk to the car?" Moxxie asked.

"It makes the pain worse, but I can probably make it," Mya said, feeling another contraction. "Okay, we're going, we're going," she took a few more steps, before holding her baby bump, as she lost her balance, and was caught by Stolas, who panicked seeing her stumble.

"Nope, nope, hell no," Blitzo said, before picking up Mya and carrying her outside. "We don't have time for you to crush him with your fat ass."

"Fuck you! What the hell is he doing here anyway?" Mya asked, nodding at Stolas.

"We'd still be stuck where we were if he didn't show up. I'll explain later," Blitzo said, helping Mya into his van.

"Okay," Mya said, before feeling a strong contraction. "Owwww, fuuuuuuuck," she groaned, laying in the back seat with Millie and Moxxie, who tried to help distract her from the pain.

"Just breathe, Dumplin'," Millie said, trying to calm her.

"I'm trying, but fuck it hurts," Mya said, trying to calm herself, wincing at another contraction. "Can we just hurry up?" she whined.

"Yeah, just focus on your fucking breathing," Blitzo said, being slightly panicked himself. He started the van and began pressing on the gas, driving to the nearest hospital. "We're going as fast as we can, just hold on."

"Sure, let me just tell him to sit still," Mya said sarcastically, wincing at another contraction.