On and on: The parody

The big reveal

Now let's have a serious talk about when to tell the dork leader and his five dork followers.", I said firmly, "Its been along time since you made your famous rose pasta Hwa-young likes right now, so why don't you offer to cook dinner and then talk to everyone at the same time? Great I'll go get my jeans and shirt on while you shower." He sighed and agreed with me, picking up starlight and going back to the bedroom to find clothes. I smiled to myself, he would do anything for me really, me and Mimu.

My alarm told me it was time to get dressed for dinner, not a fancy occasion but particularly today I felt I should make an effort to look nice. Leo went to the trouble of buying me a lovely new dress covered in black lace and a pair of ruby and gold drop earrings to match the red satin of the knee length sheath dress. I did tell him he shouldn't have but he insisted it was his gift, so what other choice did I have except accept the two precious things. The sheath dress fitted perfectly and would continue to do so until I was bigger than a size 20, but the true apple of my eye was the little rubies surrounded by shimmering 18ct gold. Applying some light make up to even out my skin tone and skipping on a pair of low heeled black shoes for good measure, I walked proudly out our bedroom. Hwa-young was looking ravishing and very healthy in a loose ivory blouse and long red skirt, with a full set of freshly done french nails. Hakyeon was beaming as his girlfriend ate happily and fed him mouth-fulls of creamy tomato pasta shaped like cute little bow ties, and Leo blushed multiple times when I fed him. "Uh guys, I think mr silent wants to say something. Shut up and remember to to record this for future blackmail desires!", Ravi shouted over Ken and Hyuk talking about what what colour Hakyeon's daughters hair would be. "Guys, we were all shocked by the new of leader-nim's new news, so promise not to freak out and hug Misumi to death when I say...me and her are parents as of today. I fainted on the bathroom floor so anyone who was worried about starlight falling out the window and dying can relax.", he said quickly. Really, no one cared about the fluffy white kitten he adored and was pinching themselves in disbelief. Hwa-young got up and pulled me into the kitchen which gave me room to breathe, "Mianhae unnie, kamsamnida they were going to kill me I swear. I was gonna tell you first earlier this morning but Leo stopped me and suggested announcing it over the dinner he would make for once.", I apologized sadly. She stared at me, "What in the world are you saying Mimu? I was trying to save you from those jerks and ask when you and Leo did the freaky. So, when did you and him have it on, me and Hakyeon have the room next to you and we never heard anything.", she asked excitedly. I guess she was glad to know there was someone in the house that could empathize with her on the annoyance of feeling sick all the time and all the other joys of pregnancy. We hugged tighly, enjoying the little serenity we had in the monochrome kitchen. Leo started knocking on the door and when Hwa-young opened the door finally, four excited idiots and a very red Leo struggling to hold Hakyeon back. "You guys need to chill, I'm okay but unlike your leader nim's wifey I might not be if you carry on like this.", I announced sternly. They nodded and moved out the way to let Leo and Hakyeon grab me and Hwa-young, picking us up and jumping down the bannister to the front door, and eventually out to the folley among the trees. "Park Hwa-young, I know I put you through a lot and caused you a lot of hurt, but I love you. Will you be by my side forever and be my Mrs Cha?", N asked his girlfriend, who burst into tears while shouting,  "Yes I will mary you Hakyeon! I love you too." I looked down at my shy Leo who fished around in his jeans pocket before pulling out two boxes and handing one to the tanned man who was kissing Hwa-young while taking the velvet covered box. "Kaori Misumi, it was by accident we met, but ever since I think my life had a new lift. Will you do me the honour of becoming my wife, Misumi Jung?", he said confidently. I teared up, "Yes Leo, I'll be your Mrs Jung.", I replied. They wasted no time in sliding their rings on our trembling fingers and giving us a kiss to remember. My ring was platinum studded with a gorgeous diamond and Hwa-young had a giant sapphire because Hakyeon thought it matched her pure personality.