On and on: The parody

Cute, adorable and sweet

I knew for a fact my eyes did widen noticeably when my clingy but harmless friend Misumi burst into the room dragging a worn out look Leo behind her wearing the clothes he was in a few hours or however long ago the fight was still, also expressing the most exhausted smile I think I had ever got from the silent physic. "Hwa-youngie do you know how much persuading I had to do to get Leo darling to bring me here? I spent nearly the whole day acting all depressed and down, then finally after my dinner was going cold he had to agree to drive me here on the terms that I actually ate the whole plate of kimchi spaghetti and his amazing parfait for desert in the car. Have you had one of these weird ultrasound things lately, except for the one you had really early on when you did not have proof you were truly pregnant, because I want to see Yeonnie like mad I cannot deal with the suspense!", she squealed. In addition to the excited squealing that may or may not have broken the sound barrier itself and the glass windows, she had me in a hug that was not even classed as a bear hug, it was more like a romantic smooch with a boa constrictor wrapped in a fluffy pink jumper and thick wooly scarf. I glanced helplessly at poor, flat out Leo, who had taken the liberty of napping on the rolled up quilt on the end of my bed to enjoy a few minutes of not so deep rest and relaxation, and was fortunately met with a sympathetic 'I know how you feel, she does this to me all the time for no reason whatsoever'. "Mi, calm down a bit please, Hwa-young is probably tired from having to heal that slash and might want to relax a bit without you squeezing her to death after she just escaped death. If you get off, I'll buy you a large banana milkshake right now using my money and let you watch kung fu killers in the cinema next week with all the concession food you can eat without being immediately sick. Plus, Hwa-young and Hakyeon can join us if she is okay and Dr Ahn says she is clear of anything potentially dangerous, like infection or something people catch in hospitals nowadays.", he offered somewhat desperately but gently as well. Hakyeon and Leo eased the rabid Misumi off my shaking body from being uncovered, then my adoringly caring husband laid me back carefully just like a real princess as he pulled up the comforter to my chest once again before the mad Mrs Jung rushed down from the cafeteria with even more energy and an absolutely inhumane amount of chatter to catch up on. Poor Yixing had the shock of bumping head first into the very original character, much energised by now, of Misumi and felt rather shook up when she started to ask a million questions in full scientific terms she did not actually know the meaning of but had read on Google docs the night before. "Hey dude, is this really Jung Leo's lucky and child bearing wife? They have the same wedding rings on the exact same fingers, but my common sense tells me without the shadow of a doubt or fail that mr chic immortal is very different to her. So whats the deal with the big shiny rings like you and the princess have?", he asked, slightly dazed from having to comprehend the fact of the matter. Hakyeon sighed loudly, Lay had no idea what he let himself in for asking that question, and attempted to calmly explain how it was possible for the two most unlikely and different people to meet and find a relationship. "Our dear friend Leo was sitting in the nearest and most convenient overnight internet cafe because we all had to take Ken to the vet one day and being Ken he was being awkward as hell, breaking everything breakable in the house ect. Misumi Jung, previously Miss Misumi Takoya, was the waitress on duty at the counter where he usually orders an americano with whipped cream and shaved chocolate on the top out of routine . It was also a coincidence that she was the best coffee maker and an immortal who uses her telekinesis on a daily basis, next thing they had moved into my wife's house along with the rest of the clan and went official.", he said slowly, trying to make it as simple as possible for the confused obstetrician. Yixing still couldn't believe him and decided to move along, seeing the clock on the wall and remembering he had a time limit for this check up.