On and on: The parody

Jaejoong, Junha and Junsu Wu

Kris felt lonely.
There was just no way of accurately describing his feelings without cursing and breaking things, being holed up in a huge mansion meant for a large family, but instead, a pregnant neko and her wolf lover (Him). Whatever the leader told anyone about not getting lonely was complete rubbish, it was a pure, white lie, probably the reason for adopting a cat girl, not all for lust and housekeeping. One thing lead to another on one drunken night, and there was a ready to pop babies out mama neko on Kris's sofa, the comfy leather recliner was covered with evidence of some seriously weird cravings, blankets and numerous pillows. "Yifannie, I'm bored! Play with me or I will scratch up all your givenchy suits when my cubs and kitties are healthy enough to get up to your walk in wardrobe, your kitty is feeling restless.", Miha screamed loudly. The alpha stepped out of the shower, wrapping a freshy laundered towel around his hips and knotting it firmly as to avoid any of the maids fainting from seeing his Greek god body, grabbing another to dry his blonde hair. He had a lot of money, that was true, but even he could not afford a whole new set of designer silk givenchy suits shipped all the way from Paris to Seoul, having them ripped up by four adorable loved ones who he could not think of telling off would be worse. Miha laid on the black corner unit scoffing a strange mixture of chocolate mousse and custard excitedly, staring at her half naked, ahem, a bit more than half, lover. "Miha honey, please stop threatening to ruin my clothes, I promise to buy you a ton of designer labels once you return to your old size.", he pleaded. A dark look crossed the happy, now not so happy, neko's face and Kris was almost running away, he knew what was coming. (Curse and various profanities warning!)
"Are you indirectly implying that I, your beautiful fiancé and mother of your three children, is fat? It's your spawn that make me fat Wu Yifan, how dare you talk about my JaeJae, Jun and Ju like spare weight that makes my clothes expensive, get out of my house you annoying asshole until you realise what you really have!", she shouted abruptly. She turned her back on the wolf and continued eating big serving spoons of pudding, watching episodes of J-melo on NHK world. This was quite the usual occurance in the Wu mansion and it was nothing unfamiliar to the Chinese male. He carried on getting dried, dressed and ready to do business like normal...when the well awaited triplets made their presence known in a way other than kicking playfully. " Yifannie!!!!! My water broke and it all hurts!!!! Help me!!!!", Miha wailed, in pain. Kris sighed, it was time to meet the terrrors who turned his sweet obeying neko, so quiet around the house while being the model housewife and cleaning every part of the twenty or so bedroomed house, into a demonic, moody kitty. How he wished someone with profficent skills in the anatomy department, someone like kind, gentle Yixing or chubby steamed bun Minseok to calm down the frantic neko in his living room.

Wooohoo!!! Krissy is regretting throwing out the God like Exo members and there are three new kids on the way