On and on: The parody

Awkward...

"Kim Soo Hyun is the most adorable and handsome alien ever, and the most smart and everything else you could possibly want in a man. Before you say anything, I can tell by your thoughts how jealous you are Jung Taekwoon, that's why we go so well together because you understand me perfectly and vice versa, I think you top all of that and I love you more. No actor can take the place of my Leo, the appa of my baby lion,.", I exclaimed happily. He sighed, his head was filled with my love from another star and the lost, honestly abandoned thoughts of cooking for the food eating occupants of the house, until he recovered from his thing enough to smell the smoke from the kitchen. While he put the minor fire out in the kitchen for the second time that week, I sneaked upstairs to spy on the Hak-young couple and see what they were doing as the last time they were so quiet there was fifty shades of grey going on. The curtains were drawn and Hakyeon and his vampire lover were curled up together under the comforter, sleeping soundly with Hwa-young sleep-licking his exposed neck. My escaping girlish giggles got louder when he automatically moved closer and was about to become a nap time snack but I accidentally woken them soon after, it was not on purpose at least. They sat up quickly, blushing as they realised what she was about to do without noticing and I only stood there grinning wildly like and idiot being me, Leo sort of rubbed off on me in some ways. "Umm Misumi, want about your drama marathon? I thought you were busy down there learning the lines of my love from another star to practise your own version and Leo was cooking dinner, not in our room anyway.", she stuttered, putting the covers down. Hakyeon put his arms around her, and kissed her quickly on the cheek for what seemed to me like comfort but different from their usual form of comfort which consisted of pornograhic moans and restless nights for everyone else on the same floor. " Misumi, I do not in any way want to be rude but can you give us a minute to get ourselves, namely my darling, a bit more awake? Tell Leo to make some pasta for her will you, she needs sto eat some human food as well as blood if she is going to have the energy to go shopping properly.", Hakyeon said firmly, but still kind. I sighed myself, but yet things had to be done if you lived with three vampires, the three being cheeky young Sanghyuk, Hwa-young and Hakyeon. Obediently skipping out the door like a good girl, oh Leo loved girls who acted obediently and were polite, because if he was still alive he would have had to take his girlfriend home to mama Jung and impress his parents enough to marry me. "Leo oppa! Your leader nim said to cook his wife some pasta for after her blood meal, so I'm gonna help you because you might struggle to make ramyun and rose pasta at the same time.", I called out cheerfully.