On and on: The parody

Honeydew, the fall of the great Hakyeon

Following the birthday of Jae-hyun, Yume's eldest son, there were many discussions of the same nature taking place all over the house, to which the Exo members unconsciously witnessed another new tradition of our household. Since Hakyeon and Ken worked out the hard way how tough it was to take proper care of a set of twins, a wolf cub and a kitten, plus feeding and keeping an eye on hyperactive four year old Jae-hyun, the whole idea was to ensure there was not more than one baby in the house at a time. "Sooo, as Hyung and Noona are the leaders and leaders should have plenty of heirs, I elect Hakyeon hyung and princess to have first, the last time you guys could enjoy yourselves was before dear Kris's ninja assassin act (A/N: It may be a rain reference but Kris did go a bit ninja assassin truthfully! This is all about Kpop anyways.) Haru and Hanna were taking to uncle Jae and they said something very interesting you guys probably should know about what they want for their one year vampire birthday celebration.", Ken yapped happily. Yume faceplamed and fake punched him on the arm closest to where she was holding kitty Min-joon, admitting shamefully, "Haru was saying he wanted a brother to teach football to and my honey then let slip his mommy could also have a sister for him to protect, therefore leading Hanna to request a sister like Haru and his dongeseng. I'm sorry honey, but you really made a hole for unnie and oppa." Hakyeonnie grinned widely, sending me many different telepathic messages all adding up to 'let's give them a sibling honey, I bet you fancy a bit of time just me and you, in a bed surrounded by incense like in the movies', to which I slapped him playfully on the back for being a pervert in front of the kids. To cut a long and slightly too indecent story short, there was us in the kitchen three weeks later cooking a quick lunch of chicken fried rice, when I suddenly bolted to the bathroom and threw up at the sight of the raw chicken. Dave ja vu or what for a married mother is twins? "Honey, I don't think Haru and Hanna will be disappointed this year, honeydew just told me its gonna be on its way if you catch my drift.", I uttered slowly. He fainted much to my dismay and come on, conveniently my kids walked in and started sniggering at their flat out father, supposedly so strong and brave, but also extremely immature in mentality. I hushed them out with the offer of milk and cookies in front of their favourite film, internal affairs, my poor husband needed some time by the looks of it and I didn't mind stuffing a tub of mint ice cream while the kids gawped at a Cantonese action thriller (I don't really know what internal affairs is like but its probably amazing and attractive to slightly older children just finding out about action.). He could take all the time he wanted..