On and on: The parody

Pleasurable days?

The next few days in the hospital passed without any new developments, just me and Hakyeon staying in one place and talking about what we needed to do at home when we got there. Among us, and occasionally one of our friendly doctors who popped in in their free time or on stands for Jae-hyun, there was now a list of things to buy and jobs to do in the apartment. On top of the list was to quit my job at the library, for two reasons that had perfectly legitimate explanations but only one made sense to Mrs Pang and my co-worker Anna. I felt like they wouldn't understand properly and think I was allowing my hormones to control my usually very open and friendly behaviour if I did say about wanting to avoid the creepy new IT guy Kim Jongdae. So, naturally knowing that I had to keep up a largely normal profile in the human world since people still registered my existence there, dismissing my sudden hair colour change as a cosmetic thing and not supernatural at all. Mrs Pang said that it was fine, that if my husband was worried about me getting hurt too bad during work it was better for me to take up being a freelance author fully and stop putting in appearances as Anna was happy to take over from me. Beside me, Hakyeon smiled knowing I would make it through the rest of my pregnancy without any threats from the human world and its fairly lawless ways compared to the complicated set of rules vampires followed every day. "Ne, kamsamida Rui. I'll come in when I can to get my stuff but I'm still under the doctors observation in case anything goes wrong. Thanks for being so considerate, bye.", I said calmly. Everything was calm until Mr chic telekinetic burst into the silent room, fuming with every sort of rage and anger going that even N rarely showed except when Kris kept attacking me. " Hakyeon, get that cheating Misumi out of my sight and contact a divorce lawyer for me since I think I might kill someone right now. She was writing her blog and saying on it I might not be the father of her child, when I distinctly remember her only being with me for the last six months. That means she must have been cheating on me with some low life like Kyungsoo, and I have no idea how to ask because hell I'm so socially awkward it hurts!", he growled angrily. I gasped, how could he think anything like that when only yesterday Misumi was telling me how their baby took after Leo for being so quiet and shy. My mind urged me to asks more questions but somehow the idea of crossing an angry Leo was not such a good idea, especially since he was the taekwondo expert of the group. "Hakyeonnie, I'm going to the cafe so stay here and try to calm down Mr killer so I can talk civily to him later. Don't worry about me darling, I'll have my phone on all the time and be back soon.", I whispered discreetly. He nodded and passed my dressing gown then went to the still fuming Leo. Misumi was sitting in the cafe looking totally rejected, I felt so sorry for her but yet curious to hear why Leo had the theory he had in the first place. "Misumi, I need you to be honest with me, why does your husband think you previously cheated on him? Right now, N is attempting to get Leo into a rational enough mood to talk some sense, but meanwhile you need to tell me what he might have misinterpreted to be so radical.", I prompted gently. She looked up and took a big bite of cake, then a gulp of something vile smelling, "I was just throwing ideas around to make my blog more interesting, but that pabo thought I was completely serious being the stupid idiot he is. I would never cheat on my Taekwoonie, my life has been so good with him, he gave me everything I ever wanted. My mother and father were so kind to me, hiding my immortality and special powers, then I met him who gave me all my desires. Thanks to him I have a growing family and a solid relationship, a good life.", she sobbed. Ugh what, so Hakyeon's right hand man was going around like a murderer for the immature reason of getting...pranked by accident because he didn't understand his wife was a gossip addict. "Shhh, its okay I really believe you Mi. I'll talk to Leo of you don't want to later when he calms down enough to listen, he should know you would never be with anyone but him. Like me and Hakyeon, he believes in my faith to him deep down in his heart, and I'm sure Leo does too."