On and on: The parody

My day life gets complicated

I was walking over to my locker to put my bag and coat away, and also to get my I.D pass as it was the rules for every employee to wear a badge or pass. Halfway through thinking about my explanation for my extended absence, my crazy boss came running up to me with open arms and a loud mouth. "Hwa-young where have you been! I missed you so much omo what happened to you? Did you meet a man you felt a chemical like attraction to, so much you bedded him and have that large diamond ring on your finger, oh I'm so happy for you.", Mrs Pang screamed wildly, making me embarrased. I blushed, "Yes Mrs Pang, I'll fill you in on the events that occured on my leave but can we go somewhere more private and with our own staff as onlookers? I don't want the customers to know my business, its a bit mysterious me coming back like this.", I asked quietly. She smiled and lead me into the office by my hand, gesturing for me to sit down in front of her desk. "On my leave, I met a wonderful man who I know very well. He and me got drunk one night after a housewarming party to celebrate us moving into my house together, and what I didn't expect happened. Now its been confirmed I am definately pregnant and my boyfriend is worried about me working, because the stress might harm the baby.", I explained slowly. Just as she was looking intensely at my mid-section trying to find the bump in vain, a shy guy dressed in a black shirt and blue jeans walked in. "Ah Hwa-young, this is Kim Jongdae, our new IT man. Chen, this is our customer service manager Park Hwa-young.", Mrs Pang said cheerfully. He must have sensed the aprehension in my eyes because he held out his hand awkwardly, "Annyeonghaseo, Chen imnida. Please take care of me, its a pleasure to be working with you." I shook his hand politely, "Park Hwa-young imnida, nice to meet you Chen. I hope we work well in the future, I'm the manager of customer services in this library so we may see each other often.", I answered.