On and on: The parody

Home sweet home

Soon, the day came for me and Hakyeon to leave the hospital to go back to our cosy little apartment in the woods and try to live a normal as possible life like before the the hospital stay of a lifetime. I was sick of the hospital disinfectant smell and hated the plain surroundings that were evident even in the best accommodation available to the rich or friends of doctors, totally paranoid about people coming in to do basic observations in the middle of the night, I could have gone on forever. Everyone was at the apartment tidying up their unruly mess because no one tidied up after themselves as usual and all of them feared my reaction to a dirty, takeaway filled house. I was dressed in my long black shirt, white leggings, cardigan and flats due to my husband insisting I ditch the heels until after I had the twins and no time sooner than that. Hakyeon thanked Jae-hyun so much he threw him out before the director thought he was going crazy and being so nice to someone else but Ri-ta who might get jealous. I almost had to pull him out of the office because he was so embarassing, people were staring at us all the way out to the car where Hyukkie was waiting patiently, it must have been weird to see a woman dragging her complaining spouse away. "Noona! Its been a while, did you get better enough to come home, and why is leader-nim whining about you being a bully? I'm glad to have you back with us though, maybe Ravi will be able to find the second half of his gag team through the forest of pizza boxes and takeout in their room. Something was not right in the dorm and now I have a feeling it will all be alright now, you are like the mom we never had in a way princess. You know what, leader has never been so silent, what on earth did you do to make him so quiet when he always is either chatting or shouting about something nonsensical.", Hyuk trailed on endlessly. Hakyeon grunted in disapproval and shifted himself to the front seat to strangle the mankae of the group, resulting in the car swerving dramatically into a tree near the house almost. "Cha Hakyeon and Han Sanghyuk, stop killing each other when we all know full well you two are most certainly dead already like me! If you idiots don't stop them I'm going to walk the rest of the way home so I have some meagre chance of survival and not die in a car crash caused by running into a tree.", I shouted. They stopped dead in their tracks in the midst of the tense strangling battle taking place at the front of the car, visible to all the people in and around the woods. Hyuk, the constantly cheeky mankae he was, still grinned wickedly as he thought of his elders angered expression, and Hakyeon just let out a low throaty growl. I had to let out a sigh, they behaved exactly like children did at the most unexpected and times, my poor children would probably be neck chopping each other before they could walk or talk in simple sentences. " Sorry noona, don't kill me please, I'm too young to die, uh I take that back I'm already dead sorry. Hyung was so sulky and quiet, so unnatural for the leader who once talked us all to sleep when he told us his latest great idea for a good time which involved going out to a stripper club and trying to get drunk. We did that, and oh god we should never drink as you saw when we all needed a lift home. I had to make him speak somehow or he might not be my noisy and annoying hyung anymore.", Hyuk said honestly. I couldn't help but stifle a giggle, at the mankae's cheeky face and my husband's incredibly childish and sulky expression.