On and on: The parody

Meeting the new lot

I put the blanket back and reached over to pour a glass of ice water from the jug on the side, passing it over to my thirsty lover quickly, or she might not get better as quickly as she could potentially with the best rate of nutrition and hydration. "We are in a V.I.P room of the hospital darling Hwa-young, unfortunately Huang Zitao skewered you yesterday, or was it a few hours ago, I can't quite remember properly. So one of the new recruits to the vixx clan called my friendly doctor Ahn Jae-hyun to help make sure you were okay, like you were now at this very moment after him and Ri-ta's kind attention to your previously risky condition.", I said camly, not aiming to cause a panic so early on. She drank the whole glass instantaneously, checking her precious baby was still there after such a dramatic accident that may have threatened her only other love.

Hwa-young p.o.v-

I breathed a sigh of relief, Yeonnie was safe and my lovely husband Hakyeonnie was sitting by my bed, with only a few scratches and minor injuries that would heal quickly, instead of the usual broken bones and deep cuts. Kris needed to watch his back, or Hakyeon would eventually kill him at this rate, taking him by surprise and releasing all his anger he had stored up inside his heart from watching Wu Yifan escape unscathed after attacking me so brutally and endangering my life on several occasions. I yawned and watched as my adorable oppa was instantly by my side faster than I could finish yawning to begin with, "What is it jagiya, do you need to rest, or should I call a doctor to make sure my peachy and cute wife is really okay? Actually, were you just yawning because you only recently woke up.", he asked anxiously. Sighing heavily, I grabbed him what could be interpreted as very unusually forceful for an invalid vampire wife and gave him a long, extremely intense kiss like on our wedding night to prove my substantial recovery and much improved health. A slim red head came into the room, surprised to see me and N pretty much making out, because he was laughing like crazy and collapsed on the couch in the corner in a hapless heap, before regaining his doctor like composure. "Well, you two lovebirds must be Mr and Mrs Cha, the recently married couple and the names on my list of patients Jae-hyun wanted me to check out for good measures. Its no wonder you two are already mama Hwa and papa Hakyeonnie, as he took the graatitude to write on the notes section of my schedule, as not to worry if you start calling each other those nicknames made by the very playful Lee Jaehwan if I may say so without having to attend a funeral anytime soon.", he exclaimed. My somewhat recovered husband looked up , "Byun Baekhyun, I never expected you to be one of the staff in this rather uptight hospital, and Yixng, Suho and Luhan too. At least I know we can rely on all of you to help plus Jae-hyun when we have to visit the hospital for the various medica; emergencies you seem to run into darling.", he said calmly, smiling warmly at the white clad men in the room. I blinked, how the hell did he know these people so well, weren't they members of the Exo clan? Looking at Hakyeon curiously as to what I had missed during the time I was out cold from extensive blood loss. "Oh , sorry Mr Cha. We joined the vixx clan last night, with a pledge to you and your husband of the highest sincerity, and whatsoever no desire to serve the outlandish Kris Wu anymore. Thank you for honouring us Mrs Cha, as our clan princess.", Luhan explained politely, bowing respectfully. "I must apologise too Luhan, it was very rude of me to be so suspicious and cold. You too Suho and Baekhyun, not forgetting Lay who healed me enough to get to the hospital, thank you all so much for ensuring the safety of the future heir of the vixx clan.", I replied kindly, hoping to ease the tension in the room. Those who were not there to do a job in my room had to leave, so Suho left to the cardiac surgery department to attend to his own patient.