On and on: The parody

Back together pt 2

Misumi became a different person following the phone call from the kind doctor, and as a matter of fact, everyone who knew how warm hearted and generous the princess and her prince was overjoyed especially the second half of my bedraggled clan. The others that had not had the pleasurable yet extremely embarrassing experience of being crushed by a very pregnant princess, she was back then, wanted to see for themselves how good hyung and Noona were at changing people and frankly smothering a person with affection. Luhan was amazed when he witnessed how I played with my adorable Zeto, because the Tao he knew had no ability to love or feel any sort of emotional attachment to speak of before the period of abscence from the barbaric rule of the bitchy bipolar dragon lord. (Being nice wasn't Kris's style ) "Baozi, do you think the love smothering princess will let us have hotpot, dim sum (Dumplings, not steamed buns or 'baozi's') and noodles all with rice wine tonight? Maybe she will cook for us instead, I hear ge saying even Jaehwan's fussy son JaeJae, who apparently only used to eat Yume's food, now loves his aunt's home made dishes as much as his mother, they more than please his tastes.", the deer, Luhan asked curiously. On the way to the hospital, XuiHan talked about food and SeKai similarly discussed the possible reasons as to why Xuimin and Luhan were so obsessed with eating when it was just a normal everyday function, all while ChanBaek argued over whether Miranda Kerr or Kendall Jenner looked prettier. Not that it surprised anyone, but Sehun promptly interrupted and Miranda Kerr was dubbed the most beautiful woman alive and Kendall Jenner really didn't have any chance with Mr Sehun Kerr around. However, I had my own affairs to deal with and that did not include eyeliner and BB cream based threats from the rest of my group to 'shut the hell up or be deprived of the cosmetics your face relies on to stop me from throwing up', though Lay's comment did coax a giggle from the majority except the sleeping Lay. My wife, a reminder of the change in the way I viewed life, was dozing lightly unlike the dead Yixing, I poked one of her perfectly filled cheeks and hoped for a reaction, but her twitching only caused Zeto to wake up. As I took the gurgling cutie into my arms and kissed him on the forehead, I thanked everyone around me silently for giving me a loving wife and a son to father, even though he wasn't blood related, the feelings were there. "Hey ge, we're here! Get your two children and meet us at the usual room, when you can see with those big eye bags, Hanna and Haru can finally see the people they call umma and appa, isn't that important enough for you to rush for?", Luhan shouted cheekily. Ugh, he was supposed to be the eldest and he definitely did not lead by example with his twelve year old looks and babyish attitude, lord help his kids and wife if he could find someone willing to take on the responsibility that was 'The Luhan'.
Haru and Hanna's pale faces lit up at the sight of their completely healthy parents, their hazel eyes turned electric blue in sheer happiness and Hwa-young smiled widely, "I'm your umma kids, nice to see you look like appa and grandma.", she said tearfully.