Why Me? {Magical Boys Benchtrio}

DREAM!

The man blinked at the three boys in his throne room. Why were they allowed in here? And why was one of them bleeding? Where were his guards?

"Who are you?" The man asked.

The taller one flicked his tail, "I-I'm Ranboo... Who're you?"

"I'm George." The man stood up, "this is my kingdom."

Tubbo took a step back, careful to to drop Tommy as the boy fell unconscious again, "does... Does that mean you're the Green God?"

George gave him a look, "No. I don't know of any Green God."

"Then what do you mean, this is your kingdom?" Ranboo asked.

"This is Kinoko Kingdom." George explained, "I know it's a fairly small country, but we're still here."

"Kinoko..." Ranboo's eyes widened.

"What's happening?" Tubbo looked between the two, "Ranboo!?"

"Kinoko Kingdom was the first of place to fall to the Green God..." Ranboo told them, "Over fifty years ago..."

George's eyes went wide. He grit his teeth, stalking towards the tall boy.

"You're lying!" George growled, "where are my guards! Guards!"

"The only one we saw here was the Admin and Technoblade!" Tubbo yelled, pushing between George and Ranboo.

"We just need to get out of the castle." Ranboo told him, putting his hands up, "our friend is hurt, he might not have enough time to get back to camp."

George pushed past them, "let me find my guards and they'll escort you out. Follow me."

Ranboo glanced at Tubbo, who was struggling to keep Tommy on his back now. Were they really going to follow a complete stranger who knows where? Tommy was injured, Tubbo was exhausted. Ranboo wasn't faring much better. If they ran into the Admin now, their odds didn't look good.

"Let me take him for a while." Ranboo told the shorter, taking Tommy off his back.

"Are you sure?" Tubbo asked.

Ranboo nodded as he lifted Tommy onto his back, "you're exhausted."

"But if we get attacked-" Tubbo started.

"We'll be fine." Ranboo gave him a small smile.

Tommy hummed lightly, "Toby..?"

"Hey Tommy," Ranboo laughed lightly, "were getting out now."

Tommy huffed, "Ranboo."

George stood at the entrance to the room, watching the boys. It looked like they'd been through hell. Maybe their story about a war had some truth, but Kinoko couldn't be involved. They were made to stay out of conflict. George frowned. Maybe that was why the war lasted so long. No one saw it coming.

"Are you going to follow?" George asked, crossing his arms.

The boys looked at him. The injured one was awake now and looking at George as if he was a strange creature.

"We're coming." Ranboo nodded, wrapping his tail around Tubbo's wrist.

They walked down the dark hallways in silence. George frowned at the state of his castle. Where were the servants? And guards? And citizens? Why weren't the lanterns lit? Why was he alone with three injured children?

George wave this hand in the air. Light blue specks flew through the air, illuminating the walls in a soft light. The specks that hadn't stayed in the air settled on the boys injuries. They glowed a soft red before disappearing.

"You can do magic here?" Ranboo asked, watching the specks fade into his skin.

George nodded, "it's my kingdom."

George paused, his long ears twitching. His eyes went wide.

"Get back!" He yelled right before the wall smashed open.

Techno was pinned against the opposite wall by the Admin.

"Techno!" Tommy stumbled to his feet, pulling out the axe.

"Tommy wait!" Ranboo called out.

Tommy ignored him, swinging his axe down into the Admin. The masked man jumped away from Techno and blocked at the last minute. The Admin swung his sword at the blonde.

"Enough!" George shouted, two clear mushrooms growing around Tommy and the Admin, blocking them in.

Tommy yelled something, hitting against the inside of the mushroom. The fungus didn't move. It merely gave waves of red light where the impact was. Tommy fell to his knees after the swing, holding his side. The Admin stood calmly, watching George behind the mask.

Techno grunted as he stood up, "so you're the other person in this castle."

"Of course I am! This is my castle! My kingdom!" George shouted, "and I'm wondering why there are so many intruders in my land! And why I only have one guard!"

"George..." Ranboo's ears dropped, "that's the Admin..."

"And who is the admin?" George rounded on the boy.

Techno huffed, "calm down. The Admin is right hand to the Green God."

George looked at the piglin, "Technoblade? I never expected the Blood God to be in Kinoko. Why are you here?"

Techno hummed, "so my reputation is known even in a previously peaceful country. There's a war going on, your highness. And it started in your castle with your guard."

George ignored Techno's mocking tone in favor of looking at the masked man. He was still waiting patiently in the mushroom, watching George with the porcelain white mask.

"Wheres my other guard?" George asked, "Sapnap."

"He's back at our camp." Tubbo said, "he helped in locate this place. Also, could you let Tommy go before he goes full raccoon and hurts himself?"

Sure enough, Tommy was banging on the mushroom cap nonstop. It almost looked like the mushroom was red instead of translucent. The cap lifted, letting the blonde out of his makeshift prison.

"Why the fuck did you put me in there!? I could have fucking got him!" Tommy shouted, "you're a dickhead! We could have-!"

"Tommy!" Techno yelled, "calm down!"

"Why did you attack Dream?" George asked, crossing his arms.

"Who the fuck is Dream!?" Tommy huffed.

George glared at the boy, "my guard. Dream. The one you attacked without reason."

"He's being mind controlled by the Green God." Ranboo told him, "he trapped Techno there and tried to kill all of us..."

George looked at the masked man. The cap of the mushroom slowly lifted. George walked up to the Admin. The Admin stared back. There was a moment of tense silence.

George slapped him.

"Ow!?" Dream shouted, the mask clattering to the floor, "George what the-!? Uh..."

Dream looked around at the crown around him. A piglin demi-god, an enderman boy, a half-goat, and a boy with wings. It was... Strange to say the least.

"What's happening?" Dream asked.

George sighed harshly, "Techno. Where is your base? Teleportation coordinates."

"-100, -2450." Techno told him.

Dream looked between the two, "wait where are we-!"