Make Me~an MLBxMarvel Crossover

GOTG

"Hold on hold on. The what of the galaxy are coming?"
Thor shrugged. "Oh, they call themselves the guardians of the galaxy. There is a talking rabbit, a talking tree, a Drax, a Gamora, and a Star-Child."
Marinette just sat in the backround holding back her laughter. It would be so bad if she laughed.
"Carol, you said it was a raccoon, correct?"
Carol smirked at her. "Yeah kiddo, it was a raccoon."
"Then why is he calling him a rabbit?" Mari whispered.
Carol gave Mari a look that said, 'Really? Hes Thor, what other reason is there?'
Taking a deep breath Mari stood up and walked between a furious Tony and an oblivious Thor to push Sam into Buckys side, before claiming the seat beside Cap.
Oh yeah, they were very very angry. Though, the reason she did it is because they have been arguing nonstop for the twenty minutes and he has been no help, refusing to sit in the middle.
"So Cap, what do you say about a complete makeover?"
He scoffed. Mari had been pestering him nonstop about his 'out of date' suit. "No Marinette, no makeover, no changes. That is final."
Her eyes darkened but she nodded, abruptly standing up. "Sam, hes all yours. Barnes follow me!"
She grabbed his metal arm and dragged him behind her, only pausing to grab a plate of freshly baked brownies from the other boys, ignoring their protests and then sliding it to Pepper, who grinned at her in thanks.
She dragged Barnes down to Banners lab, and once Mari walked in, he set down his stuff.
"What do you need Mari?" He asked.
"Bruce, I need a favor."

"WHAT IN THE WHOLY HELL HAPPENED TO MY SUIT?! MARINETTE DUPAIN-CHENG GET YOUR ASS UP HERE RIGHT NOW!
Steves yelling could be heard from the floor down as Mari, her group, Peter, Ned, and MJ snickered.
Nat walked over and hugged the bluenette from behind. "What did you do маленькая ошибка?"
Mari just looked up with a grin as Nat pressed a kiss against her forehead. "Nothing Nat. I did absolutely nothing. I didnt switch out Caps suit. No I didn't."
Nasty grinned at the bluenette amused. "Well, you better get up there our else Steve is going to kick your tiny tush."
Maribette grinned up at the mother spider and for up lazily. "By Nasty, if I don't come back before the rabbit comes, come find my body."
"Remember to make him pay for it!" Nat called after her.
Mari sent a smirk back in reply, "Oh don't worry, he will. They all will!" She let out an unhinged laugh that had Natasha slightly worried.

"Alright Avengers, these are aliens. So be careful around them, no matter what Thor says," Tony intructed as they all were standing on the roof, waiting for the spaceship to land.
The classes were having an off day as a) it was the weekend and b)they were facing some hard backlash from thier parents, each being threatened to be pulled back to Paris.
Oh sweet sweet revenge. Whoever said revenge is a dish best served cold has never seen karma in full effect before.
"Has Nick said anything about Goose?" Carol asked Mari.
She was still wearing the grin from earlier as she watched Cap, who was dresses in his new and improved suit, so he could get back his old auit later. "Nah, but he said I should have him within the week. Oh, by the way, do you like the jacket?"
"You know it kiddo."
Right then the ship appeared a few hundred feet away from the roof and all the Avengers tensed.
It landed and out walked a normal looking middle-aged man beside a green woman with purple-red tips. Behind them was a skinny woman with big bug eyes and two antennas and a large buff shirtless man that had lots of red tattoos on his grey skin. Last was a tiny little walking tree being held by a walking raccoon with a large gun strapped on his back.
Marinette being well, sleep deprived Marinette and not thinking clearly, rushed forward squealing.
"Aw! Look at them, they are adorable!"
She rushed past four shocked aliens and scooped up the raccoon and tiny tree. "I want to keep them!"
Immedietly the raccoon started fighting to get away, but the bluenette had a surprisingly tight hold on the two of them.
Marinette started walking forward, babbling about outfits and clothes and usual Marinette stuff and passed by the shocked Guardians who watched as Rocket stopped fighting as it was no use and was alumped in her hold.
Groot of course had snuggled into Maris hair already, and as she walked pass the Avengers, her group just sighed and followed her.
An awkward silence was left in her wake before Tony laughed nervously.
"Right, so I think my kid just stole your mascot. That was Marinette, by the way. Shes a little-" He whistled and twirled his finger on the side of his head before Pepper elbowed him in the gut.
"Sorry about that, please come inside, and we'll get you your rooms."