This has techza in :3
-----•techno has known philza for 5000 years and they've dated for 3000 years
•techno and phil fell in love in October
•they adopted ranboo, Tommy and Wilbur but the kids never liked techno so they all said that phil was a single dad
•ranboo never liked techno until he was older because he realised that techno was actually really nice and moved near him for a while
•tubbo doesn't know that phil and techno are ranboos parents and just thinks they're friends
•ghostbur didn't remember that techno was his dad because alivebur hated him for no reason growing up
•technos favourite anime is tpn because he always wanted to be a mother at a home but hated the kids
•he hated orphans because of fucking Emma (I will kill her :D)
those last two where a joke btw although killing Emma was not
•Technos favourite book is 'the song of achilles' because its about Greek gods and is gay
----
ur Mom is my gf and if you don't have one it's because I took her away from you 😩✌
----
•technos favourite thing Is when his s/o (I've put that because there are too many ships to count) is snuggled into him
•techno is trans but no one knows (except phil ofcourse) because whenever he gets close to telling someone his voices cause anxiety attacks
• no one on the smp knows that phil and techno are married except dream because they accidentally told him
•Phil and technos favourite show is sherlock as they were friends with the author (sir Arthur Conan Doyle and yeah were gonna act like he probably wasn't a dick)
hello my lovelies <333
i love you all so much look after yourselves!!
mwuahhh!!