The Emerald duo 💖

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They knew they shouldn't. They knew the pain and torture it would cause them, not to mention the people around them. But how could they say no to such an amazing job offer. The thrill the job would create how it made them jump in excitement. Now to a lot of people this job would be torture and boring long hours of non-stop moving it sounds like hell and in many ways they weren't wrong but to them. Oh~ to them it sounded like paradise. Well from where they came from it was.

You see they came from a city where if you took one step without being told to you were dead. If you even took a breathe to loud You're dead. They got sick of it and removed it. What else would you do to a town like that. Blowing it up seems amazing and it was. Its now just a junk yard as there are too much chemicals left over that you can't live there anymore.

So you're probably asking to yourself 'Who are they?' or 'what job have they taken?'.

Their names are Philza and Technoblade. And their job? Anarchists. Now you're now thinking, 'but being an Anarchist isn't a job!' shut uppppp it is if you're payed to be one When you agree to ittttt. Plus they love it and suprise suprise they are anarchists. Think about it this way, you like drawing? you can have a job drawing all day, you hate the government? you can have a job destroying a bunch of shitty ones. It isn't very difficult to understand.

Techno, AKA the weapon would devour (not literally its a metaphor) anyone and anywhere that was tyrannous. It was deserved tbf.

Philza AKA the God would snap his ingers and they would be choking, suffocating, dying. they were the power duo. The emerald duo.

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