tinyblade takes to the streams ❤️

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Technoblade is live 🔴

The child wanted to stream

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"Hullooo" Techno's monotone voice said dragging the O's longer

"Hewwooooow" A child seemingly around 5 said into the mic loudly

"chat im not late im early kid said so right kiddo?" Techno added reading his chat which spammed 'BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD', 'YOURE LATE' and 'E'

"Yeah! dadda's always early!" the kid finally answered excitedly not knowing that the chat didnt know that Techno had a child and probably assumed he was a sibling.

"What? Chat? Chat, Chat come on, of course he's my kid who else's would he be?" Techno claims his monotone voice getting higher

"Dada can we play wiff fill?" the kid that chat had called 'Tinyblade' asks

"If Phils online we will okay" Techno says in a calm but happy tone which is not normal to hear on stream.

"Phils online I'll join his vc" Techno added mainly talking to Tinyblade

Buding

"Hey mate!" Phil says in his cheery tone

"Hullo Phil the kid's with me"

"HELLO FILLLLLLLL" Tinyblade screams into the mic

"Kid quiet down youre makin' me even more deaf" Techno says chuckling a bit.

They play minecraft on stream for a few hours~(this is said in a self checkout voice)

"bye stream!" Techno says as he ends the stream.

"Toms you are really loud"

"sowwy dada, but can we watch moana again" Tommy AKA Tinyblade asks partially deaf man he calls his dad.

They watch moana and have a sing-a-long which is basically tommy singing all the songs and Techno questioning why he had to have a kid even though he lives Tommy with everything in him.

Hello my lovelies <333

this one was pretty shit im not gonna lie ive spent the past six-ish weeks doing nowt so i decided 5 mins ago to write this so here

Please have a drink and something to eat if you havent today or just do it anyway yk its good for you to eat and drink so do it <33

In this fic Techno is Tommys bio dad and the mam fucked off :)

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