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We love you Eddie.
"I love you too V." Eddie sighed watching the sunset "but hey you get your toes in the sand like you wanted."
And my hair in the wind.
"Ha yeah. And that too." Eddie chuckled
And you in a tight bathing suit.
"And there it is." Eddie groaned

Eddie got up and started heading back to his room. Untill Venom stopped him in his tracks.

We're thirsty.
"For me or like a drink?" Eddie sighed
...both.
"Yeah I can do the drink babe." Eddie said heading to the bar
And then we can fuck!
"NO! I'm not fucking drunk that's a terrible idea." Eddie whisper shouted
Why not?
"Cause I don't feel like fucking right now. We can fuck tomorrow how does that sound?"
Not better.
"Well you'll have to settle cause I'm still not fucking you." Eddie whispers
Ugh fine have it your way pussy.
"Sorry I'm the only smart one here buddy." Eddie said grabbing the drink and paying

Eddie headed up to their room and sprawled out on the bed. He was to comfortable to even think about heading back home. And Venom was enjoying the little vacation in his own ways too. Like eating...everything he saw including a tucan. They both loved the break from the load and obnoxious city back home. And plus they liked the idea of being able to say this was their honeymoon and not just a simple vacation. Eddie turned on the TV while he sipped his drink.

"What do you wanna watch babe."
TELANOVELLAS!!!!
"Ok ok babe we can watch a telanovella." Eddie says choking on his drink while trying to laugh
Yay. Now give me the remote.

Venom grabs the remote with a tendril and flips through untill he finds a Spanish on he thinks looks good. They watch it for a while enjoying the craziness of it. Until the main character admits the biggest secret to ever have been kept. SHE WAS PREGNANT! Dun dun dun. Venom completely flabbergasted starts rambling on about how stupid it was how the guy didn't notice and why she kept it a secret and that got Eddie's mind rolling.

"Speaking of secrets do you have any secrets I don't know about?"
Thousands we are a give mind of secrets it will take years to tell you.

And just as Venom said that their room almost seemed to start to glitch out. It seems like the whole room was spinning to Eddie, but to Venom it just made him feel weird. Before they knew it Eddie and V were in a completely different room. In a completely different place.

WHAT IS THAT!
"That is a towel." Eddie sighed touching it
"and that so called superhero spiderman or should we call him Spider-menace, is none other than Mid Town Highschooler Peter Parker." A voice said

Eddie turned to the TV to see a daily bugal TV show on instead of the telanovella he had on. When a picture of a kid in a spider suit popped up Venom fronted himself

This guy.

Venom said licking the screen. Not even a second later a guy walks out in just a towel looking just as confused as Eddie.

"How'd you get in here?"

Eddie didn't respond and only looked at him confused. He stood up recollecting himself and saw himself out. And he eventually found his way down to the bar. Eddie sits down and orders some drinks. As he waits Eddie asks the bartender an apparently stupid question.

"So where am I?"
"What do you mean where are you? Your in Bora Bora." The bartender says clearly annoyed with Eddie
"Right totally knew that. Anyway what happened around here it seems so...empty." Eddie asks gesturing to the nearly empty room
"Well besides it being 7 in the morning the snap whipped out half the population."
"The..snap?" Eddie asks confused
"Yeah Thanos snapped his figures and *poof* half the population dusted. But thanks to the avengers they came back five years later." The tender explains
*One boring and long explaination later*
"Wait so a purple guy just swooped in snapped his figures and boom half the population gone but then these wanna be heros just save the universe?" Eddie asks
"My family got snapped at least show some respect." The bar tender says taking the drinks back

Eddie pays for what he drank and gets up and starts to walk away back to...somewhere, untill Venom spots the ocean again.

We should go skinny dipping!
"We are not going skinny dipping." Eddie whisper shouts passing a couple watching tv
To bad.

Venom takes control of Eddies body and walks them towards the sea front. Eddie does his best to at least navigate to a secluded part of the beach. Venom takes control back and takes Eddies shirts off and then his swim trunks. Eddie puts them in a pile right by the water and then he jumps in. As soon as he hits the waves instead of driving underwater he's back in his apartment in San Francisco. Completely naked with zero clue what just happened.

"Vee what did you do?" Eddie asks
What do you mean I don't know.
"Did we just reverse what happened?"
Guess so. But since your already naked...
"And soaking wet. It's laundry time." Eddie sighs stripping his bed and starting that and then starting the shower

He puts the water on cold to try to recollect what the fuck just happened. First he's in his hotel room, them someone else's, and then he's magically back in his own room. How the fuck is he gonna explain that to anyone he knows. Venom slowly snakes a tendril down to Eddie's ass trying to slide it up his ass but before he can do anything Eddir grabs it.

"Not now. We need to wrap our brains around what the fuck happened." Eddie says
We can't. It happened now we're back and now I'm horny.
"And I'm a Quantum physicist." Eddie sighs looking at Venoms now fully formed body
Oh shut up and let me love you.
"You can love me. By cuddling later how'd that sound?" Eddie offers
Fine. But only cause its you.
"Love you babe." Eddie says kissing Venom on the cheek
Love you too Loser.

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