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Ugly Info Part 4: Summarizing the Comic Anthologies

Finally I have this done! XD Just a brief play-by-play of each of the stories in the four comic volumes that were released between 2013 and 2014.

Goin' Places:

+Picture This! - (story by Travis Nicols, art by Phillip Jacobson) Jeero wakes up to Babo and Wage standing outside his window, basically just pestering him 😂. Babo keeps asking for cookies. Jeero goes outside, passing by Chuckanucka's house in time to see Chuckanucka working hard on a machine, which turns out to be a labor-saving device so that he won't have to go to the door to get his mail. Jeero stops by Big Toe's house and asks Big Toe what he's up to. Big Toe replies that he's making wrestling masks, and shows off a few of them to Jeero. Jeero asks why Big Toe is doing it and Big Toe replies that it's just his hobby. Jeero asks what a hobby is. Big Toe explains that a hobby is something that somebody does just for fun, and suggests that Jeero should find a hobby of his own. Jeero sneaks past Babo and Wage, who are still hanging around his bedroom window, to get inside his house and do some research on different hobbies. Later, Jeero is shown in a montage traveling to many different places and taking pictures of the uglies. He's shown going into town to take a picture of Dave Darinko playing the guitar, to the city to get one of Peaco posing as a fountain, to the top of Mt. Ugly to get Poe working on the engine of his car, to a snow-blown tundra to get Ice Bat carving an ice sculpture, and to the beach to get Winkolina hang gliding. Later Jeero is shown sitting in his living room surrounded by snapshots of uglies in the middle of various poses and activities, about half of them are the ones he took during the montage. Wage is impressed, asking Jeero if he took all of the photos. Jeero admits that he did, and that it was a lot of fun, but he still needed to find a hobby. Jeero casually throws the armload of photographs into the trash as Babo and Wage continue to pester him.

+Greetings From Under The Bed - (by Travis Nichols) The first of a series of post cards written from Babo to the reader. The front side shows a picture of a messy bedroom, and Babo partially sticking out from under the bedframe. The back is addressed to "Buddy Over Yonder" and reads, "Dear friend, Sorry I had to take off so fast. That spider was HUGE. Please let me know when it's safe to return. Love, Babo."

+Climb, Wage, Climb! - (story by Travis Nichols, art by Phillip Jacobson) Wage flips on the lights at Super-ish Mart and begins to stack cans of peas, conspicously working in front of pictures of himself that are marked "bad", "no", and "not an employee". Suddenly an Ugly Boss disrupts Wage, causing him to knock over the pyramid of cans. The Ugly Boss says he needs Wage on register. He tells Wage to step lively, because he's not paying Wage to stand around. Wage agrees (since he's not an employee, the Ugly Boss isn't paying him for anything, and that includes standing around). Jeero comes to the checkout line with his shopping cart piled clear to the ceiling. Wage totals his cost to be 13¢. Next, Puglee buys a pack of gum and it costs $6000.00. The Ugly Boss admires how well Wage has cleaned his register and promotes him to shift manager. Wage states that his first order of business will be team building, but before he can do a thing a different Ugly Boss, implied to be the big boss, comes crashing in on a segway. He declares that this is a suprise inspection, and after a few panels of rushing around the store giving orders to employees, he demands that the first Ugly Boss show him the reciets. The bigger Ugly Boss sees the charge for six thousand dollars for a pack of gum and demands to see Wage. when he finds Wage, he tells him that he's being promoted. The Ugly Boss is shown explaining to Wage the intricacies of running a company as he shampoos Wage's hair, and then gives Wage a facial. Wage comments that he never knew it took so much to be a manager. The Ugly Boss replies that he wasn't training Wage to be a manager, he was "grooming" him to be his replacement. The Ugly Boss goes on to say that he is officially retired, starting now. He throws off his suit and hat and speeds away on his segway, now dressed in a Hawaiian shirt and captain's hat. Wage dons the Ugly Boss's tie and Wage comes to pick him up in a limo. Later, Wage sits in on a meeting at Super-ish Mart HQ. It is announced that Super-ish Mart is looking for a new VP. Babo is introduced as the CEO (Cookie Eating Officer) of Super-ish Mart. Before anyone gets the VP job, they must first please the CEO. Babo demands they "Show [him] the cookies!" Babo is shown at an executive desk eating his way through several mountains of cookies. Wage serves him some milk and the Ugly Bosses declare him VP. Wage is shown sitting in a cushy office chair of his own behind a large desk while Babo sits on a couch across from him, still being fed cookies by the Ugly Bosses. An Ugly Boss asks Wage if he's enjoying the big chair. Wage replies that he is. A different Ugly Boss responds that he shouldn't get too comfortable, and asks him if he knows what VP stands for. Later, Wage enters a door with a star on it marked "VP" and emerges as a carrot mascot. He returns to the same stack of canned peas he where he began, wearing a badge that reads "Veggie Patrol".