+Moxy's kid is named Maizy
+ At the scene where the dolls are at their desks, there's a kid who looks a lot like Nolan but without the "flaws" sitting in the desk next to him. When Nolan says, "So... That whole you're ugly, you're trash song, that was... Because you love me?", the lookalike facepalms. Actually, wait a sec...
Hold up... What is this...
Am I crazy or is it the same kid, somebody plz tell me I'm not crazy
+ Lou's got this amazing mansion, everything looks like it costs a fortune... Until the very end of The Uglier Truth when he pulls the shades down and he's got these Venetian blinds that look like they came straight from Walmart.
+The robot baby... Oh, the robot baby. Where do I start?
For one thing, it's completely out of proportion to the rest of the house. Seriously, go check the tape. When Lou announces that he's a prototype, the baby can be seen in the background with the Uglies. Pause there real quick. It's as tall as the stair railing! If this baby were in my room, it would be the size of my entire dresser! And lest you think maybe it's the perspective playing tricks on you, compare the proportions to earlier shots of the dolls with real, unrobotic children. Go on, I'll wait.
Like, why is this a thing? The gauntlet is meant to simulate challenges the dolls would face in the real world, in what universe would they e v e r come up against a child this big? Did STX do this by mistake? Or was it actually supposed to be that way? I'm pretty sure the whole, "Lou kicking the baby and then Moxie comforting it" scene would've worked just fine with a regular-sized baby. Dolls are not that heavy. And babies have surprisingly strong throwing arms. It might've even looked less ridiculous when Lou kicked it (him?). The robot dog is also HUGE, but that I have an easier time looking past bc there really is breeds of dogs that get enormous, a few of the dolls might end up going to homes with large dogs.
Another thing, there seems to be nobody else in the entire house. You would think, what with this being Moxy and co.'s big final test, there would be some footage of them, idk, dodging robot kids who were spilling stuff, or making sure nobody saw them moving or something with that actually deals with humans. All those lessons they learned in the training? They didn't use a single one of them in the gauntlet. The more I think about this the more it makes me question what the heck kind of family the gauntlet is supposed to be preparing the characters for. Seriously, think about it: the doll's owner and their family seems to be out, but they've left their bowl of breakfast cereal on the table and nobody but the dog to babysit their freakishly large child.
+On the subject of the baby, I'd also like to point out that it is made of metal, whereas Lou is made of yarn, poly-fill and what looks like maybe felt. Who do you think felt that kick more?
Okay, okay, I'm done hating on the baby, lol. Sorry if there are any robot baby fans out there. On to the next thing!
+You've probably noticed the larger-than-life painting in Lou's house of himself shirtless on a horse. But did you know, if you zoom in on the picture, he's not wearing his suit pants, he's wearing the same plaid pants as the rest of the doll type 12 boys.
+The Exposition Robots each have a QR code on their chest with the Institute of Perfection symbol inside it. Just curious, has anybody tried scanning one? Do they actually lead anywhere or?
+Has anyone ever asked why the lobsters and birds and seahorses were sent to Uglyville? (If you don't remember them, they show up during the song Couldn't Be Better and reappear in the musical epilogue.) They look like perfectly normal animals to me..
+Also, why is there a random beach inside a toy factory? Or is Uglyville somehow outside of the factory entirely? If that's the case, how did Ox manage to pull that off?
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