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Gibberish Cat

The dolls stared, murmuring to each other as they passed down the main street of Imperfection. In the middle of the road lay Lou, collapsed. A bucket of suds and a scrub brush were cast forgotten to one side, fringing a paint spill that Babo had caused earlier (though that was another story). They couldn't believe it. They couldn't believe that Lou had actually fallen asleep on the job. Some said he was faking it. But no matter how loudly or menacingly the robot dog growled, Lou's chest continued to slowly rise and fall.

The uglydolls and pretty dolls gave him a wide berth as they went about their business, shooting him side glances. He may look peaceful at the moment, but Lou still had his notorious temper. If anything, being overpowered had made him more bitter. Nobody around was brave enough to approach the doll who'd wanted them all recycled. 

Nobody except Gibberish Cat. He wasn't afraid of anything. 

He padded up to Lou, experimentally bopping the blond's nose with a paw. Getting no response, he curled up atop Lou's face, purring happily.

Lou had no idea what happened that afternoon. One minute, he was on his knees scrubbing the floor, the next, he was waking up spitting pink cat hairs out of his mouth. His suit was covered in them as well. He looked down, befuddled. He needed a lint roller, stat.

I have no idea what this even is. A drabble, I guess? In my mind I like to hc that Gibberish Cat acts like an actual cat.

Mkay that was the last draft, I'll give your newsfeeds a break now XD.