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tchalamet sent a message to youngcupid!


tchalamet
Blair said we'd get along so...

youngcupid
did she now?

tchalamet
altho I didn't know she was friends with ghosts

youngcupid
well she is a witch

tchalamet
so I've heard

tchalamet
anyway I thought I'd message so
Blair could stop bugging me

youngcupid
Oh really?

tchalamet
uh oh did I just start something?

youngcupid
you might have, yes

tchalamet
Blair's going to kill me because of this,
isn't she?

youngcupid
most likely

tchalamet
damn...











Draco Malfoy sent a message to the group chat!


Draco Malfoy
Oh Witchy poo

Blair Witch
Fuck. what now?

Draco Malfoy
a little birdie just told me something
very interesting

Edward Cullen
I'm invested

Blair Witch
and what was it?

Draco Malfoy
well just that for SOME REASON you
have been bugging little Timothy
to message me

Edward Cullen
oooooo

Blair Witch
that is so not true. he's exaggerating

Draco Malfoy
idk...

Draco Malfoy
doesn't seem like that to me

Blair Witch
first of all, you don't even know
how to spell his name

Blair Witch
second of all how can you believe
a stranger over your best friend?

Edward Cullen
*eats popcorn*

Draco Malfoy
best friend is a stretch

Blair Witch
how DARE you

Draco Malfoy
how DARE I? HOW DARE I??

Edward Cullen
... oh no

Alicia Keys
What's going on?

Alicia Keys
Edward??

Edward Cullen
apparently, Blair has been telling... Timothy?
to message Eros and now they're arguing about it
THEN Eros said Blair wasn't his best friend (kinda)
and now they're probably brooding behind
their phones waiting for me to reply

Alicia Keys
... who's Timothy?

Blair Witch
TIMOTHEE CHALAMET

Draco Malfoy
someone's protective

Alicia Keys
no Eros. no one can beat how much
you baby Eddie

Edward Cullen
I'M NOT A BABY

Draco Malfoy
shut up Eddie

Edward Cullen
:((((

Draco Malfoy
I love you Eddie baby

Alicia Keys
my point right there

Blair Witch
Timothee is reading these texts over
my shoulder btw

Draco Malfoy
welp at least you didn't kill him

Blair Witch
thought about it but I don't wanna
get fired

Edward Cullen
I feel so exposed

Draco Malfoy
LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE
YOU'VE UPSET HIM

Edward Cullen
no, it's fine

Draco Malfoy
how DARE you

Blair Witch
how DARE I? HOW DARE I??

Edward Cullen
guys...

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