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Idiot sent a message to Timothy!


Idiot
helloooo there

Timothy
heyy

Timothy
this is new

Idiot
what is?

Timothy
you never message first

Idiot
I have very severe social anxiety,
my good sir

Timothy
sure sure

Idiot
and Lesha is also holding me at gunpoint so...

Timothy
oh really?

Timothy
why is that?

Idiot
says I need more friends but I beg to differ

Timothy
I think you're fine just the way you are

Idiot
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I SAID

Timothy
so... you have to be held at
gunpoint to talk to me?

Idiot
oh no did I upset you?

Timothy
what? no

Idiot
WHAT HAVE I DONE?!

Timothy
seriously. it's fine

Idiot
YOU'LL NEVER FORGIVE ME

Timothy
already forgiven

Idiot
FUC- oh yeah? sweet

Timothy
you're so weird

Idiot
Isn't that what you signed up for
when you messaged me?

Timothy
I literally had no idea what I signed up for

Idiot
well, now you know!

Timothy
yeah aha Ig so

[Timothy has changed Idiot to My Idiot]











Blair Witch sent a message to Alicia Keys!


Blair Witch
o h m y g o d

Blair Witch
h o l y f u c k

Alicia Keys
....

Alicia Keys
what?

Blair Witch
guess what I saw when I looked at
Timothee's phone over his shoulder!!

Alicia Keys
obviously something exciting or horrifying

Blair Witch
definitely the first one!

Alicia Keys
well spit it out

Blair Witch
okay okay okay okayyy

Alicia Keys
oh my lord get on with it

Blair Witch
you're gonna love this

Blair Witch
so Timmy has Eros' number now and
he told me he named him Idiot.
like yeah, that's easy to get and totally
called for but when I looked over his
shoulder a few minutes ago I saw he was
talking to Eros but this time he
was named 'My Idiot'

Alicia Keys
h o l y f u c k

Blair Witch
right?!

Alicia Keys
I told him this could be it and he
didn't believe me!

Alicia Keys
I just messaged Eddie and he told me
Timothee's name is just Timothy like wtf?

Blair Witch
that idiot

[Blair Witch has added Edward Cullen]

Edward Cullen
what's happening?

Blair Witch
can you do something for me?

Edward Cullen
depends

Blair Witch
can you change Timmy's name in Eros'
phone when he isn't looking

Alicia Keys
you're a genius!

Edward Cullen
why?

Blair Witch
cause if Eros sees that he might start
thinking differently

Edward Cullen
but he's gonna know it was me

Alicia Keys
that doesn't matter

Edward Cullen
ugh fine. what do I put it as

Blair Witch
either My Timothy or My Timmy

Edward Cullen
you guys owe me for this










[My Idiot changed Timothy to My Timothy]



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