In The Naruto World With Who?! (Naruto Fan-Fic)

What Happened That Morning

Tiarra's POV

Everyone turned to look at me and I froze. I had no idea she was going to ask that. I turned to look at Sasori and he just smirked slightly and turned away. So he's not even going to help me out.

It was silent for a little bit, until Itachi broke the silence. "If I'm not mistaken, you have to tell the truth no matter what." I glared at Itachi and he smirked when no one else was looking. Sneaky son of a-

"So Tiarra, what happened?" Lydia asked, cutting off my thoughts.

"Well..."

~FlashBack ^.^~

"You get Deidara up. I'm going to talk to Sasori." I said to Lydia, already leaving her to talk to Sasori.

I ran up to Sasori and poked his cheek. "Hey. Hey Sasori, guess what. Sasori guess what."

He just continued what he was doing. So he's trying to ignore me. Well you know what? I will make him talk to me!

"Sasori, Deidara is pregnant and you're the father!" No response.

"Sasori, Lydia says she loves Pain, but Konan's in her way. She's not opposed to the Golden Rule though." Sasori glanced up at me curiously. I knew what he was questioning so I answered in a whisper.

"It's a threesome." I said. I couldn't read the look on his face. Before I could even say another word Sasori put both of his hands on the desk, an arm on either side of me. He leaned in and I could feel his breath on my neck. I started to get nervous.

"Are you opposed to the Golden rule?" Sasori asked in a hushed tone. I started to blush. I could feel my face getting hotter by the second and for the first time, I heard Sasori chuckle. I was happy that he was kind of laughing, but pissed at the same time. This dude was teasing me.

I pushed Sasori off of me and he grabbed my wrist. He pulled me closer to him and licked my neck. "Eeep!" I squealed. This time he started laughing. He's enjoying this. Enjoying teasing me. That does it. I go to tackle Sasori, but his puppet tackles me first and we fall to the floor.

"OMG Sasori! Get your pedofile puppet off of me! He's going to rape me!" I yelled. I looked over at Lydia and she's just now getting Deidara up.

"It's not rape if you like it." I heard. I looked at Sasori and I glared. I couldn't believe he would say that, but I wasn't going to let him know that I was shocked. Sasori just smirked and that made me mad the most.

"Sasori, get your f****** puppet off of me before I shove this damn thing so far up your-" I stopped myself because I seem Lydia and Deidara coming my way. I stood up and walked with them.

~End Flashback~

"Happy now?" I said blushing. I looked at everyone's faces. They were all speechless and at the exact same time, everyone starts to laugh. "It's not funny!" I yell.

"It kinda is!" Lydia says, wiping an imaginary tear from her eye.

"Sasori, my man. Looks like you've got some game, hm." Deidara said, slapping Sasori on the back.

"Don't encourage him Deidara." I mumbled.

"LOOK! THE SHORT NICE GIRL IS BLUSHING!" Tobi shouted.

I glared. "I'm not that short and I'm not blushing! I swear I'm going to cut somebody!" I yelled. Tobi jumped an hid behind Deidara.

"Sempai! The nice girls aren't so nice! Tobi's scared!" Good. Be scared. I seen Lydia giggle a bit and I laughed too.

"Alright. My turn." I said with an evil smirk. Everyone backed up. I doubt they were afraid of me in general, they were just afraid of my weirdness and didn't know what I would do.

"Now, who should I pick? Maybe Hidan?" I asked and glared at Hidan. He shifted in his place and avoided eye contact. I was still mad at him for having Kakuzu scare me.

"You know what. I think I will go with Hidan." I said, smiling innocently.

"What the hell, little bitch! What about Sasori! He practically raped you!" Hidan yelled.

"Yeah, but I haven't figured out how to scare Sasori yet."

At this Hidan laughed. "And you think you figured out how to scare me?" He's right. I haven't figured out how to scare him, but he's figured out how to scare me.

"Well I would dare Lydia, but she already 'truthed' me. I can't just go back to her. That's lame. So Hidan, Truth or Dare?" I asked Hidan, with the same innocent smile.

"Truth. I'm not stupid, little bitch." Hidan said. Great. Now I have to come up with a truth. I had such a good dare too. I will just save that for another time then. My truth is probably going to be lame. Ugh! This sucks! Aww well, it's just one little truth.

"Alright I will go easy on you, Hidan. Last night was my first night staying here. When we were in the room you wouldn't let me sleep in the bed. What finally made you change your mind?" I asked. Lydia leaned in, wanting to know the answer as well.

"What the hell? That's easy! It's because I didn't want you dirtying up my floor." Hidan yelled.

"You're lying." I said simply. To tell the truth I really don't know whether he was lying or not. This is just a method I use.

"No I'm not." He said

"Yes you are."

"No I'm not."

"Dude, yes you are."

"No I'm not!"

"Yes the hell you are!"

"Fine! It's because I didn't want you sleeping on the floor or anything!" So the truth comes out.

"So...you're saying you cared." I asked, my smile getting bigger.

"....hell no." Hidan says. I grin because I actually know he's lying. I jump up and tackle Hidan into a hug.

"Aww! You're so sweet to me!" I yell.

"Get the f*** off of me, little bitch!" He yells.

"Hey look, you're back to yourself." I say jumping off of him onto my former sitting spot."

This time Lydia speaks up. "Kay Hidan, it's your turn.