NC: IT PT2

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Helix In! Time for moar Nostalgia Critic! 

From this point on, TC starts to sound like he's slurring his speech. "So she goes to the bathroom sink where the clown's snot bubble clogs up her drain and gets blood all over the place. Just like before, the grownups don't see it." His voice-over explains as the sight of Pennywise's red nose comes out of the sink before it POPS and covers the bathroom in blood I clouding the young faunus girl.

Blake soon raises her hand and in a deadpan voice says. "Yeah no, if you told me I had to be covered in blood for a scene I'd ask for more money."

"I'd say the same." Orianna "But isnt that just for the face?" Prime Jaune asked

Nora laughs. "Better have the money or else kitty kat ain't gonna touch no blood."

The kids giggled a bit on that.

The father doesn't see the blood as he just calmly tells her. "Get to bed." Then it cuts back to Tai who chuckles and points to the camera. "Bloody boogers." Tai pauses, realizing what he's doing "Sorry, I think the alcohols are going to my... " Tai pauses as he smiles "The camera's pretty..."

"Yeap, he's losing it," Qrow said

"Anyway, cut to the next childhood friend getting a call, which appears to be Andy Dick searching for his happy pills." Critic says as it shows Eddie looking around for meds.

 Summer soon adds, "or qrow looking for a drink." Glynda soon adds, "or Ozpin looking for his damned coffee." Yang chuckles "my little sis looking for cookies."

Helix chuckles. "Or my sister looking for her stuff." He joked as Stella summons an expandable baton

"Where are you going?" His mother asked. "I gotta go back to Derry!" Eddie declares, to the shock and dismay of his mother. "Derry? Why would you want to go back to that dirty little town? There's nothing for you there! There never was, Eddie!" His mother says to Eddie as he walks out of the house. 

"Why is it these people have a talent for surrounding themselves with the craziest fucking nutballs? Is anyone in this world outside the main characters likable? What kind of water are they drinking in Maine to make them such assholes?" Critic complains and we can't quite tell whether he's saying while drunk or still somewhat sobber. 

Jaune kept still as he could feel the eyes of his mother and his other sisters looking at him. While Ruby laughs abit. "Winner for overprotective mother of the year!"

"I can't tell whether or not I should like that or not," Weiss said

Kali chuckles as she and Adrian's other mothers are forming a sort of protective dome of warmth and a scary lady aura around him. "Oh no, I'd say she's being very sensible in wanting to make sure her child is safe."

Adrian was confused by all the mamas, but if it meant getting free hugs, then that's fine.

"Insert--here's a big surprise--ANOTHER flashback! So we find out that Eddie was the kid with the inhaler as we see that his mother had a tight grip on him, even back then." Critic says as it showed young Eddie getting dropped back to his house as his mama is getting a bit too protective of him. 

"We'll see you tomorrow, Eddie," Beverley says to Eddie. "Eddie has to rest tomorrow." His mother says as the Losers Gang leaves the premises as Eddie's mom, Sonia speaks to her son. "I don't want you to play with them anymore. No good will come of it." She chides her son as they enter their house.

Qrow of course had to speak up. "Ok....am I the only one getting some...incestuous feeling from the way his mothers acting."

Now the audience stopped what they were doing as they looked at Qrow, hell, even the Review stopped because of that.

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