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Tai Critic: Demolition Man PT2

Well, time for more Tai Critic, my readers, and now, let us begin!

Tai is seen behind his desk as he holds up his hands saying. "Okay, are you sure this isn't a metaphor for the Internet?"

"At this point, it is a metaphor for the internet." Knight Arc said

Tai's voiceover comes back as he explains the next scene.
"But Phoenix and his new gang spot our heroes, leaving him wide open to be shot and-- Phoenix and his gang miss!
 "Oh, for God's sake. They were right there! How could you possibly miss them!?"

"Classic trope." Prime Jaune said

"The classic bad guys always miss, kinda thing, it's mostly funny," Ruby said, remembering some of the movies she watched that had that.

Tai at his desk says. "It's like... "TC puts his gun to his head and pulls the trigger. It doesn't kill him, and a couple of seconds later, the bullet hits the wall next to him! "How is that possible?!" Tai yells

They laugh again

"You better shout "Phoenix" to make me feel better!" Tai demands as James/Spartan did it and now Tai Critic is happy.
"Hehe! It does" Taiyang says before going back to the main topic as James chases after Tyrian in a 20th-Century Charger after Phoenix's stolen police car.

"They partake in Dukes of Bio-Hazard as Goodwitch drives the car frantically screaming at the top of her lungs. " A poster for Speed appears "Before it became annoying," Tai says

James then jumps from the Charger's roof and onto the roof of Phoenix's car like it were Pursuit Force. 
"No free rides!" James says as Phoenix shoots from the roof, only grazing the man,

Tai throws his hands up "Oh come on! Did you just set your gun to hit everything but Ironwood? Mr. Magoo could aim better than you!"

"I can hit him without even looking!" Both Summer and Ruby boasted.
"No offense, sir." They both said to the general.

James shakes his head with a smile on his face. "It's fine I'm enjoying this."

The Rose ladies nodded in thanks

Spartan throws Phoenix out of the car and onto the highway. "He escapes, leaving Ironwood to crash, but he's saved is probably the strangest way imaginable." The car crashes as the car and Ironwood become covered in a foam-like substance of all things. Spartan punches his way out of the foam that kept him from getting hurt in the crash.

 "Foam?" The audience asked

"Is that some new invention of theirs?" Penny asked.

"Is it the one that's soft or the one that hardens from impact?" Weiss

Huxley says "It's secure foam. It saved your life." As she helps john out of the car.

"Huh, Well, I know that may be problematic, but I think it's best I write this down," Penny said as she wrote the idea down on a part known as 'Questionable'. 

Ruby had to ask. "So...foam....can save you in a car crash?"

"Does it harden to physical trauma?" Yang asked

Tai just shook his head. "Okay, that's not a safety device. That's...a power Mario would have. Turn any surface into foam."

"Yeah, you're right on that one," Clover said to Taiyang

 It cuts back to the car chase as Tai says "Oh, and I'm so glad the gunshots, wall slams, and doors flying don't set it off. I think it's on a little bit of a delay."