Arc-realm Multiverse (On Hiatus)

Robin Williams

Helix In! This one is a bit special. So let's get to it!

"Ok, are you guys ready?" Stella asked to which her audience replied. 

"What will we be watching today?" Ruby asked. 

"Something I believe you all will enjoy," Stella said with a smirk as the screen came on. 

Soon the screen begins to come on as the sight of Jaune and Velvet are seen wearing colorful shirts and black pants with a table full of MANY water bottles

"Oh, are the bunny and the blonde knight together in this one?" Yang asked with a sly look.

"Why do you need that many bottles of water unless it is for a comedy skit?" Oliver asked, curious about this one.

Velvet was walking out on stage after taking a drink from a water bottle before setting it down and looks out at the PACKED audience as she begins to speak.
"They say the platypus was an animal designed by committee. Was the human body designed by committee? " the audience gives a good light laugh

The audience had a nice laugh,

" I gotta take notes for this!" Yang and Tai exclaimed as they began to take notes.

Jaune was seen having a deep thought. "She does raise a good point...were we designed by committee?" he asked. 

"I actually don't know. I'm no God of Biology." Stella said as the other Overseers nodded.

"All I've done is make weapons and shit." Death answered.

"We're just overseers of our theaters." Neon and Dread replied.

Velvet lets out a light chuckle as she continues. "Was there a group of guys who designed it? Was a guy going, "Tom, do you have those designs for the human reproductive system?" I do, Ted. Let's show you what we came up with." 

 A few who had been drinking did a spit take

"Oh no," Oliver said, not sure if he can handle such comedy as quickly drank his tea as Scarlet drank her sake very fast.

"Damn, bun-Bun, didn't know you and Arc could do stand-up comedy," Coco said, praising her partner.

Velvet blushes and nods as she looks at the screen.
"With the mammal penis, we have the retractable. We decided to do something different from the mammal... the male penis, the human. We call it the collapsible." The audience started laughing as did Velvet trying to keep it together.

The kids who can't handle were either blushing whilst laughing, hell, even Weiss had a hard time keeping herself controlled.

"Such brilliance," Oliver said as he mentally prepared himself for it.

"Ms. Scarlatina, that's pretty good." Ozpin praised.

After the laughter had died down Velvet continued "Kind of fun. And look at this: Murray came up with the idea of making the covering optional. Thank you, Murray. Way to go." The audience laughs again and after they died down she continued.
"We take the covering off, it's a little sharp, a little pointy. We need something on the top to soften it up. Bob, what was your idea?" Jaune answered in a deep voice "A mushroom cap." The theater was dying now of laughter.

"Son of a bitch!" Tai exclaimed as he was laughing

Qrow was DYING as he was on the ground rolling and the women were laughing as well.

After a moment everyone calms down as Yang spoke up "It makes so much sense!"

"I have been enlightened!" John exclaimed before laughing!