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Tai Critic: Demolition Man

Time for Taiyang to complain and make fun of movies!

Soon the screen begins as EXPLOSION!

And out comes Taiyang in his NC attire.

Tai grins. "THAT'S HOW YA DO IT!"

Nora just yells "BOOM!"

The intro with an awesome guitar riff plays as it shows this is a later season review with an actor dressed as his character PUNCHING tai into the comments section, voice actors crying, and then finally ending with the title card.

Tai just has a big stupid goofy grin in his face.

Qrow had to do a spit take. "When the hell did you get a budget!? And was that dontae bosco!?"

"The platform he uses likes his stuff, so he's earning more clout," Helix explains.

Finally fades to Tai in his Iconic outfit and hat, with A DIFFERENT COLORED WALL! As he says the famous line. "Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don't have to!"

 Leaning forward abit he continues to speak to the audience. "Action films have come a long way, haven't they?" Posters and images of The Avengers, The Dark Knight, The Hunger Games, Lucy, X-Men: The Last Stand, and The Amazing Spider-Man 2 are shown as TC speaks. " I mean, on top of them being continuing storylines, great visuals, and interesting ideas, we've broken quite a few stereotypes as well. Today, women can be tough and developed, leading to more interesting characters, and men can be emotional and deep, also leading to more interesting characters."

Willow had a thinking face as she slowly nods. "He's not wrong."

Elm just stares dumbfounded. "Wow....that...yeah...holy hell action movies today are kinda better than what we grew up with." 

However, Qrow had a smile on his face. "Wait for it, I know Tai and for every smart thing he says, it followed up by something that totally contradicts it."

Tai is seen back at his desk, "This is the direct opposite to the 80s and 90s, where they mainly just focused on one thing."Tai adds as he pauses.

"What's that then?" Ruby asks

Tai, Qrow, Clover, hell even Elm yell with their deepest most badass voice possible. "BEING A MAN!"

  Tai on screen is seen eating a fucking bloody heart as the caption "MEH-YAN!" Is seen as a guitar riff is heard and images follow to nail home what hes saying. "RED MEAT, PUNCHING, BOOBS FOR MY DICK ON AN EXPLOSION WITH SAM ELLIOT'S MUSTACHE!"

"What?" Ruby asked as she heard of the 'punching boobs' part

Of course the "MEN" in the audience couldnt help but let out a mighty "MAN !"

Even Sienna ironically was laughing. "Oh oum! I forgot how manly action movies were back then!"

Tai gives a harty "MEH-YAN!" Before speaking with vigor "We never talked about ideas or expressing our emotions! We were Meh-Yan-de-seses! And we knew who the other Meh-Yan-de-senses were!"

Soon a poster with Ghira in camo paint and showing off his chest is seen staring in a movie called "Commando" as Tai yells his name with conviction. "Belladonna MEH-YAN!"

Ghira was surprised as Kali felt a bit aroused at the poster

Next came a poster of all people OZPIN! look gruff and dressed in a button-up shirt, wearing a leather jacket, a fedora, and holding a whip. With the poster reading Indiana jones "Ozpin MEH-YAN!"